I hate being human and want nothing more than to be a wolf living in the wild with a pack of wolves. I don't want crack answers I only want serious ones. Magical treatments, Genetic manipulation, heck even a surgery that can get me close. I just want to know how do I shed this dispicable human skin?
2007-07-06 05:20:25 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
don't tell me I need mental help, because I don't I understand what life is I understand my body, my mind. I know what I am and those who do not undertsnad are they who really need help. Just because I don't like being human naturally you assume I am wrong in the head. And that is not correct.
Also do not give me bull about animals not haveing consciousness or a soul or inteligence or any such nonsence as it is not true. Just because the bible makes you a God amongst the animal does not mean it is true. So please answer the question truley, not sarcastically or rudely.
2007-07-06 05:28:40 · update #1
Also the theory that Wolves eat humans, completely false no recorded attacks on humans by wolves that did not have a disease like rabies exists, so don't use that as an excuse.
2007-07-06 05:35:18 · update #2
I dont know if youll find this a crack answer but hear goes
2007-07-06 05:26:32 · answer #1 · answered by nature_love 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It is not possible. You have billions and billions of cells, filled with 23 base pairs derived from a long primate history... everything about you, from your fruit-friendly digestive system, your cone-cell filled eyes that can see colours, your 3-5 khz hearing attenuation, your non-Vitamin C producing enzymes... everything about you screams hominid and primate.
You would have a much greater (though still remote) chance of being turned into a Lemur or a Baboon, before you could ever hope to be a wolf.
You will always - and only - be human. You cannot and never will be anything else. It may be an unhappy truth for you... but it remains truth.
2007-07-06 05:31:32 · answer #2 · answered by evolver 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Head out into the wild. Find the wolves. What's stopping you?
2007-07-06 06:06:12 · answer #3 · answered by Mark 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
While I have yet to find the transformation technique (as if I had, my husband would have been gone long ago to run with his pack), I can suggest one thing. You could always leave civilization, go to a place where they run wild, gain their trust, especially that of the alpha pair, slowly intergrate yourself into their society, and run with them. I'm afraid this is the closest remedie to your current problem that I can think of.
2007-07-06 05:27:01 · answer #4 · answered by lupinesidhe 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Be happy that you are human, its not right wanting to be a wolf and you still have to work and live in society. Believe me you won't last in a pack of wolfs and your human they will eat you. Get some counseling and prayer you'll be OK.
2007-07-06 05:29:43 · answer #5 · answered by A Friend 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Lycan's shed their human skin on the full moon to transform into their wolf form. (genetic)
Do some Native american reseach on shapeshifting.(spiritual)
Move to the woods and see if you can get a pack to accept you.(reality)
either way good luck!
2007-07-06 05:26:15 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
OMG.
You put on a wolf mask and run through Times Square NYC biting people. I thought everyone knew that.
2007-07-06 05:24:50 · answer #7 · answered by UpChuck 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
impossible to do. the Cherokee have a ceremony that can take you to the wolves mind and you can live it for a day in the tent of the smoke
2007-07-06 05:25:07 · answer #8 · answered by luckford2004 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm afraid you'll have to live with being human, bearing the consequences of consciousness, memory and thought.
2007-07-06 05:23:57 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
1st thing...get hair implants all over the body
2nd take out two ribbs so you can lick your balls
3rd eye contacts are in sale with wolf eyes
4th..well....zoophilia ?
2007-07-06 05:25:36 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋