Are you watching CNN right now??

Question

CNN reports that archaeologists claim to have found the original box that the Flying Spaghetti Monster, or FSM, came from. DNA testing on pasta shards found inside the box indicate that the FSM is not spaghetti at all, but an inexpensive form of elbow macaroni. Carbon dating tests are preliminary, but seem to place the age of the FSM at a mere 2 years and 6 months old, and not 8 billion years old as devotees claim. It remains to be seen how this new revelation will affect the continued serving of pasta in public schools.

You pastaferians will have to accept the fact that elbow macaroni appears suddenly in the pasta record, without transitional forms from the more ancient "linguine".

Answer 1

Lol we always knew the guy was a phoney

Answer 2

I knew it! I never believed the spaghetti story!

I'll wager they still go with the pasta in schools - although it seems odd to teach a theory in a Science class. Wouldn't you only teach as fact what you can prove?

Answer 3

RAmen

Answer 4

Blaspherer!

Answer 5

This is not true.
Don't you know anything about his noodlyness?
He plants false scientific evidence to test the faith of pastafarians.

Answer 6

Obviously the work of the Anti-FSM.

We always knew this day would come ;-)

Answer 7

cool
pasta in public schools, think about it
funny

Answer 8

interesting, perhaps I'll turn on TV

Answer 9

seriously?

Answer 10

THat is blasphemy!