to her mate, "The cemetary is just up the road, we can nip in there, have a pee behind some old gravestones and nobody will see us!" So they stagger in, find a couple of suitable headstones to duck down behind and relieve themselves. "I haven't got anythiing to wipe with" whispers one woman. "I'm gonna use my knickers and chuck 'em" says the other. "Not bloody likely!" says the first, "I'm wearing designer knickers at forty quid a pair, no way I'm chucking them!" In desperation, she hunts around and manages to find a fresh wreath, so she picks it up and uses that! Satisfied, the 2 women stumble off and continue home. The following morning, one woman's boyfriend calls the other woman's guy, "I think we'll have to keep an eye on our girls mate, mine came home last night without any knickers!" "You could be right", the other guy said, "when mine rolled over in bed I found a card wedged between her bum cheeks that read, "we'll never forget you...all the lads at the firestation!"
2007-07-06 04:37:31 · 20 answers · asked by Nics 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
My friend sent this to me a little while ago and when I first started to read it, I thought she was talking about one of MY drunken nights out. Relieving our self in a cemetery is something a friend and I have done.
Oh the Shame!!!!!
2007-07-06 04:53:15 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
Women are not all the same just like all men are not the same. In my opinion, a woman who gives in to a man sexually, is either a whorish type in the first place, the kind who seeks attention from men or she is just naive and stupid. In most cases she was the whorish type in the first place. Even the smartest men can't detect the most loose of women. Women who flatter men a lot with compliments and loves to get into a guys face is likely to cheat. Or she could've been taken advantage of because she was drunk, but not in most cases. She knows whats wrong, even if she was drunk. Believe me, there was nothing that you did wrong, it was not because of a problem in the marriage, it was due to her low moral standard.
2016-05-19 22:17:00 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Brilliant
2007-07-06 04:43:53 · answer #3 · answered by Barry K 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny!
2007-07-06 10:37:53 · answer #4 · answered by prekinpdx 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sooooooooooooooooo - Is that a joke then Ted?
Yes Dougal it is.
Was it funny Ted?
Yes Dougal it was. Now go to feckin sleep!!.
OK Ted.
2007-07-06 08:33:46 · answer #5 · answered by one shot 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Absolutely perfect luv.
Cracking joke, sound like a girlI used know....
OK, maybe not, but good joke.
2007-07-06 11:49:14 · answer #6 · answered by TDN 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's the best joke I've heard in months!
2007-07-06 07:44:03 · answer #7 · answered by ? 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Sorry, Nics, no star for you. This joke has already appeared in Yahoo!Answers.
2007-07-06 06:26:34 · answer #8 · answered by Hobby 5 · 0⤊ 2⤋
star
2007-07-06 04:43:03 · answer #9 · answered by sugar_lumpkin84 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha - pure dead brilliant as they say up here.
2007-07-06 06:12:06 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋