One is the flea, floating down the river on his back with an erection, yelling for the man to open the drawbridge.
The other, is the fleas brother who, after sexually attacking a rhinoceros, whispers in her ear, "did l hurt you baby?"
And then there's the little boy who got up at midnight to go to the bathroom and passed his parents bedroom. noticing the door was open, he walked in and saw his mother performing fellatio on his father
the boy walked out of the bedroom scratching his head and muttering, "And they sent me to the doctor for sucking my thumb".
Why do women have orgasms?
it gives them another reason to moan
Why do women fake orgasms?
becausethey think men care
2007-07-06 04:30:56 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
very funny
2007-07-06 04:34:03 · answer #1 · answered by magiclady2007 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahahahah
especially on the last 2 lol
2007-07-06 04:33:50 · answer #2 · answered by bedu 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I've given star for your thumb-sucking joke.
2007-07-06 06:37:53 · answer #3 · answered by Hobby 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol liked it! As for the last one, you might care if we told all your friends that you had never done it for us! lol i wouldn't really do that tho!
2007-07-06 04:53:45 · answer #4 · answered by **Missy** 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL!! Thank you Pinhead needed cheering up as he's got a cold(sniff)
2007-07-06 04:36:48 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
don't get the first two heard the third and the fourth and fifth were crap
keep trying
2007-07-06 04:36:33 · answer #6 · answered by honey 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Lol
2007-07-06 04:35:01 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
the 2nd joke was the best! good ones though!
2007-07-06 04:33:54 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Like those!
2007-07-06 05:24:03 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! JUST CAN'T STOP LAUGHING!!! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!
All of them were so Beautiful!!!
2007-07-06 09:27:17 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋