she keeps saying I should get a job and help more round the house. I cant be bothered I just wanna sit around in my pants and watch TV all day. I was hoping to put on a lot of weight and try and eat pizza for breakfast lunch and dinner but thats not possible any more as she wont give me anymore free money. I also have a problem with her sister as i find her really actractive and want to get with her but shes married. I feel like I am in a real problem and I want to get out of this relationship but she pays all the bills and cooks and cleans for me. What should I do??
please only answer if you understand that this is a joke, no haters please!!
2007-07-06 04:20:20 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
Haha, thanks for the points! And have fun winding the bit-chompers up ...!
2007-07-06 04:28:47 · answer #1 · answered by Orla C 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
tell the Bit** to stop moaning or you'll force yourself off the sofa and head for the pub, don't worry about her giving you money, tell the barman to put it on the slate, and your Mrs will be in later to do a lap dance as payment. Then when you get back home, tell her you've just found a nice little job for her just round the corner at her local, before she knows it she'll be up there giving it large and you;ve had a free night drinking. As for her sister, don't be shy, next time she comes round, just grab her throw her on the bed and give her a good seeing to, she will be willing, because you know she wants it, then blackmail her, telling her you'll tell her husband, how she came onto you, that way she'll be giving you money , so you can pursue your life's ambition. See easy problem solved. and good luck with your career.
2007-07-06 04:33:27 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wow if this was a real situation then. I mean finally this lady has stood up to him sponging off her. She would be right, he'd need some pride and to earn some money so he can buy yhimself a plasma tv to watch any time you like and buy yourself all the pizzas and pies. If he really fancied her sister he wouldnt be with the gf? This loser would have to go back to his mother cos a lady doesnt like a child boyfriend.
Hehe what an imagination...
2007-07-06 04:27:10 · answer #3 · answered by a beautiful lie 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well just eat everything in the house and any pets you may have and put on so much weight that it is physically impossible for you to move then how can you get a job?? You will be to fat to move away from the tele- then she may feel guilty and feel as tho she has to take care of you 4eva!!
2007-07-06 04:26:28 · answer #4 · answered by Blush 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hey that girl really loves u a lots .that is why she does everything for u , do u know something that u cannot sit at home whole life because when u get old noone cares for u u need to understand that this is the right time to do something.
2007-07-06 05:52:46 · answer #5 · answered by vijay v 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hey just freeload all you can buddy, about time the women gave a little back lol
also a joke!
2007-07-06 04:24:00 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ok. . I'm glad you're joking because otherwise I was going to say, you have some serious issues-- ha ha
2007-07-06 04:24:04 · answer #7 · answered by Cris 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
u should not do anything, just keep on sitting until some1 kick u out from the house!!!
2007-07-06 04:59:20 · answer #8 · answered by Yvonne 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ok, that's what it was about, a joke.
Well, at least it makes sense and I can laugh about it!
2007-07-06 04:26:44 · answer #9 · answered by Kc 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
huh...weird joke...anyway,go to live with her sister and her husband.You can be with her and he can pay all bills.Hope it will work out for you!:-)
2007-07-06 06:26:40 · answer #10 · answered by **Diana** 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋