Funniest joke I've heard in about a decade.
2007-07-06 04:10:22 · 4 answers · asked by formerlysuspendedguy 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Someone who knocks on your door on a Sunday morning and tells you to f*** off.
2007-07-06 04:14:49 · answer #1 · answered by mbrownusa 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Adherents of the 'Christian Congregation of Jehovah's Witnesses' actually have heard this joke themselves, and appreciate that others connect them so closely with the door-to-door ministry established by Christ Jesus himself.
http://watchtower.org/e/jt/index.htm?article=article_04.htm
(Matthew 10:7,11,14) As you go, preach, saying, ‘The kingdom of the heavens has drawn near.’ ...Into whatever city or village you enter, search out who in it is deserving... Wherever anyone does not take you in or listen to your words, on going out of that house or that city shake the dust off your feet.
Thanks for keeping this "question" in the category "Jokes & Riddles".
http://answers.yahoo.com/dir/?sid=396546041
2007-07-06 11:37:24 · answer #2 · answered by achtung_heiss 7 · 1⤊ 2⤋
A lifetime subscription to the Watchtower... OR ELSE!
That might not be it, but I thought it was pretty good to come up with it on the spot.
2007-07-06 11:13:32 · answer #3 · answered by Neerdowellian 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I fail to see humor in you inquiry.
2007-07-06 11:33:45 · answer #4 · answered by butch 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋