'ave you read that survey result in the Telegraph? or was it the Exress? actually thinking about it it was the Sun! no no that can't be right it Was the Telegraph. Anyway asiwassaying, how can that be accurate. i was so upset I called over the fence to Tom. "Tom" I sez. e was watering the garden? (just to settle the dust after this dry spell we've been 'aving!) I sez to 'im "lovely rhubarb Tom." "Rhubarb?" e sez "O yes my early rhubarb, it's nearly ready. My missus makes lovely rhubarbcrumble and rhubarb&gingerjam, not to mention her rhubarb & rhubarb rhubarb! "Tom 'ave you seen this survey?" I sez "they reckon us blokes talk as much as the Ladies, now that can't be right can it? I mean to say I can't stand idle gossip&senseless chatter, something should be done about these innaccurate surveys, who did they ask? the Ladies?" "More than likely" sez Tom absently, "Where were we?oh yes we were talking about rabbits, 'ave you seen what them pesky rabbits 'as bin doin' to me rhubarb?...
2007-07-06 04:10:07 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
ps: ...that actually was in the paper today!!
2007-07-06 04:30:47 · update #1
don`t stop there what has the rabbit done to the rhubarb ?
2007-07-06 04:19:06 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
No Strictly True...
Women only talk 500 more words a day than men... But that's only because they have to get orders into our thick skulls! =p
Only kidding... Everyone says different amounts... lol
2007-07-06 11:20:01 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
It's not the quantity... it's the quality :) We women simply make more sense! And sense... well... it's easier to listen to! LOL
Thanks for the grin :)
2007-07-06 13:04:33 · answer #3 · answered by Mikisew 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
A star for you! Lol! I like the style and the weird dialect!! hahaha...!! :-)
Thank you...once again for your jokes!
2007-07-06 11:14:35 · answer #4 · answered by KT_(Kritty) 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
sometimes, my boyfriend talks so much, I don't even hear what he says, I like spacy out, and then he will ask, so what do you think and I get unspaced out and say somehting, It's your choice honey.
2007-07-06 11:18:04 · answer #5 · answered by 2shay 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Love it! Take a star.
2007-07-06 11:14:20 · answer #6 · answered by Katherine Lynn A 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
men do talk as much as women
2007-07-06 11:13:15 · answer #7 · answered by magiclady2007 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Men talk a lot also! lol!
2007-07-06 11:14:48 · answer #8 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That is dumb.
Seriously.
2007-07-06 11:15:19 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋