man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed.
He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair, while tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom. While he's in there, the husband tells his wife:
"Listen, this guy's an escaped convict, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck." If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is probably very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you."
To which his wife responds: "He wasn't kissing my neck. He wwas whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked me if we had any vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you too!!"
2007-07-06 04:07:01 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Ouch! Funny! 10!
2007-07-06 04:09:11 · answer #1 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why do you have to tell them at all? 'We cant afford that right now and 'We're poor' are too different things When I was. kid, we had a lot less money then i realized. Mom made our barbie toys ot of cardboard, when our water line froze we had to melt snow for cooking water, we shared rooms. But we had a big house so i told everyone we were rich! Lol Your kids dont need to know if your struggling or if your succeeding. They dont need new toys all the time regardless.
2016-05-19 22:09:31 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OMG that is the funniest joke I've heard in a while! 10 10 10
2007-07-06 04:12:42 · answer #3 · answered by Landra 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
heard this many times yet i laugh everytime i read it
2007-07-06 04:18:09 · answer #4 · answered by Nichil 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL. you get a star.
2007-07-06 07:13:48 · answer #5 · answered by Bernadette 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
heheheh that was the funniest jokeI heard! Thanks for sharing it! please put some more jokes and here's a star! LOL
2007-07-06 04:25:54 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
WWHOOOO! That is a 10 for sure!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2007-07-06 07:12:09 · answer #7 · answered by happymariewilkinson 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO>>>LOL funny !!!
2007-07-06 04:09:31 · answer #8 · answered by Mee~mOe~ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh, that's good!
2007-07-06 04:10:28 · answer #9 · answered by son_of_glen 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats great...
2007-07-06 04:19:34 · answer #10 · answered by 2shay 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋