A married couple was on holiday in Jamaica. They were touring around the marketplace when they passed this small sandal shop. From inside they heard the shopkeeper with a Jamaican accent say, "Come in, Come into my humble shop!"
So the couple walked in. "I have some special sandals I think you would be interested in" the Jamaican said to them. "Dey make you wild at sex. "The wife was really interested in buying the sandals after what the man claimed, but her husband felt he really didn't need them, being the "sex god" that he was.
"How could sandals make you into a sex freak?" the husband asked the shopkeeper. Just try dem on, Mon," the Jamaican replied. After some badgering from his wife, the man finally gave in, and tried the sandals on. As soon as he slipped them onto his feet, he got this wild look in his eyes, something his wife hadn't seen in many years! In a blink of an eye, the husband grabbed the Jamaican, bent him over a table, yanked down his pants,
2007-07-06 03:48:31 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
and grabbed a firm hold of the Jamaican's hips. At which point the Jamaican began screaming,
"YOU GOT DEM ON DE WRONG FEET, MON! YOU GOT DEM ON DE WRONG
FEET!"
2007-07-06 03:48:47 · update #1
GROSS! That's funny! Great Joke!
~Candice~
2007-07-06 03:52:53 · answer #1 · answered by Candice 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I get it 1000 for the yorky 100 for the Guard and 700 for the Texas
2016-04-01 00:19:04 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nop
2007-07-06 03:52:04 · answer #3 · answered by Tiffany 2 · 1⤊ 2⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-07-06 03:54:28 · answer #4 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
i did not laugh but interesting to hear a star
2007-07-06 04:28:45 · answer #5 · answered by kissypuppys 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haaaa!!! Super girl! A star for you babe. lol
2007-07-06 03:52:31 · answer #6 · answered by †100% Angel† 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ROFLMAO!!! Soo-bleedin'-perb!!
2007-07-06 03:52:28 · answer #7 · answered by HUNNYMONSTA 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
hahaha, very funny, I like it. Have a star!!
2007-07-06 03:53:59 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
gross yet funny
star 4 u
2007-07-06 06:19:43 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
makes you wanna fill your saddle bags alright!
2007-07-06 05:10:12 · answer #10 · answered by Albinoballs 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋