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...engages the hands free speaker-function and begins to talk.
MAN: "Hello"
WOMAN: "Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?"
MAN: "Yes"
WOMAN: "I am at the mall now and found this beautiful
leather coat. It's only $1,000. Is it OK if I buy it?"
MAN: "Sure, ..go ahead if you like it that much."
WOMAN: "I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and
saw the new 2006 models. I saw one I really liked"
MAN: "How much?"
WOMAN: "$90,000"
MAN: "OK, but for that price I want it with all the options."
WOMAN: "Great! Oh, and one more thing ... The house I
wanted last year is back on the market. They're asking
$950,000"
MAN: "Well, then go ahead and give them an offer of
$900,000. They will probably take it. If not, we can go the extra 50 thousand. If it's really a pretty good price."
WOMAN: "OK. I'll see you later! I love you so much!!"
MAN: "Bye I love you, too."
The other men in the locker room are staring at him in astonishment. He asks: "Anyone know whose phone this is?"

2007-07-06 03:47:46 · 17 answers · asked by HUNNYMONSTA 3 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

17 answers

I'm Soo annoyed...

My Wifes bought a Coat, Car and Hou-

Oh... :(

lol Nice One... Have a Star!

2007-07-06 04:16:11 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Ha Ha! Funny! 10!

2007-07-06 03:54:54 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 0 0

LOL!!!!!! Thats messed up Ill be mad if I was the husband and ready to kill the other man!

2007-07-06 04:07:31 · answer #3 · answered by Mizz Size Sexy 2 · 0 0

Atrocious! Here is a star for your joke.

2007-07-06 06:33:57 · answer #4 · answered by Hobby 5 · 0 0

I, My Most Royal Frumpiness, am not amused!

2007-07-06 07:30:08 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

That's very funny

2007-07-06 03:58:05 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

I lost mine, but I'm not saying that's where I left it!

2007-07-06 04:42:59 · answer #7 · answered by Albinoballs 5 · 0 0

was it a nokia n70 ah its mine

2007-07-06 04:04:43 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

kool

2007-07-06 04:22:15 · answer #9 · answered by magiclady2007 6 · 0 0

I wasnt expecting that. good one!!

2007-07-06 04:45:25 · answer #10 · answered by Rod 3 · 0 0

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