joke; three nuns were walking along a street?

Question

and one was describing with her hands the tremendous grapefruit she'd seen in Florida.
the second one, also with her hands, described the huge bananas she'd seen in Jamaica
the third nun, a little deaf, asked "father who"?

Answer 1

Oh, the nun jokes are the best!

Answer 2

Holy water
There were these three nuns who haven't EVER done anything bad. They wanted to know what it felt like to do something bad, so they told their priest about there situation. He told them to go out and do something bad, but make sure to come back and drink some holy water afterwards.
One hour later....
The first nun comes back shouting "Priest! Priest! I've done something really bad!"
"What did you do?"
"I stole a woman’s purse!"
"Drink some holy water and you will be forgiven"
She did what the priest said, and drank the water.
The 2 nun comes in shouting "Priest! Priest! I've done something really, really bad!"
"What did you do?"
"I set a house on fire!"
"Well, drink some holy water and you'll be forgiven"
She did what the priest said, and drank the water.
The third nun comes in from a room shouting "Priest! Priest! I've done something really, really, really bad!"
"What did you do?"
“I went pee in the holy water!"



One morning two priests head to the showers. It isn't until they were already in the shower, that they realized they didn't bring any soap. Father Bob decides he'll run back for the soap. Rather than get dressed, he peeks out into the hallway, and since no one is around, he decides to make a run for it.

He gets the two bars of soap and checks the hall before heading back to the showers. All was clear, so he makes a break for it. Just as he turns the corner to the showers, he spots three nuns walking towards him. With nowhere to go, and hoping that the nuns will think he is a statue, he stands perfectly still, holding the two bars of soap.

The nuns approach and the first nun says, "Oh my, look at that! Isn't that the most life-like statue you've ever seen?" She steps up for a closer look, reaches out and gives a couple of tugs on the priests’ knob. Startled, he drops the first bar of soap.

"Oh Heavens," she exclaims, "I got a bar of soap!"
The second nun is also amazed at how realistic the statue looks, so she steps in for a closer look. She takes a couple of yanks on the priests’ knob, and he drops the other bar of soap.

"My goodness, I got a bar of soap also!"

The nuns can't believe it.

The third nun, overcome by the miracle statue, walks up to it and gives a few tugs to the priests knob.

"My God, this is amazing," she says, "I got liquid soap!"

Answer 3

I love nun jokes, here's one of them:

Three nuns were gifted by Mother Superior with individual bikes, Every morning they rode their bikes and scream in delight every time their bikes would cross a hump.
Mother Superior kept on telling them to keep quiet but they continued to scream like little kids at every hump.
Finally she shouted; " If you dont stop screaming I'm going to place back those bike seats."

Answer 4

no. so a pedophile and a splash boy bypass walking via a deep dark woods. The little boy says "Mister, i'm fairly scared. This woods is rather frightening!" and the pedophile says "nicely, how do you think of i've got self belief? I ought to stroll decrease back on my own." provide this humorous tale it sluggish to sink in in case you probably did no longer get it suitable away.

Answer 5

I like it as it made me smile. It was short and sweet. Better than some of the very long drawn out ones.

Answer 6

Nice 1!!

Answer 7

Ha Ha! Funny! 10!

Answer 8

...mmm....I'm guessing the 3rd nun knows her way around the convent pretty well....

Answer 9

he he...i want to become a nun

Answer 10

we'll have nun of that on here thankyou!