Two women were playing golf. One teed off and watched in horror as her ball headed directly toward a group of 4 men playing the next hole. The ball hit one of the men. He immediately clasped his hands together at his groin, fell to the ground and proceeded to roll around in agony.
The woman rushed down to the man, and immediately began to apologize. "Please allow me to help. I'm a physical therapist and I know I could relieve your pain if you'd allow me," she told him.
"Oh, no, I'll be all right. I'll be fine in a few minutes," the man replied. He was in obvious agony, lying in the foetal position, still clasping his hands together at his groin. At her persistence, however, he finally allowed her to help. She gently laid his hands to his side, loosened his pants and put her hands inside . She administered tender and artful massage for several long moments. Then she asked, "How does that feel?"
He replied, "It feels great, but my thumb still hurts like hell"
2007-07-06 02:38:06 · 31 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Made me smile! Some people really don't have much of a sense of humour on here do they?
2007-07-06 04:10:44 · answer #1 · answered by **Missy** 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was amazingly funny! What do you think of mine?
A couple was invited to a swanky maked Halloween Party. The evening of the event, the woman got a terrible headache and told her husband to go without her. So he reluctantly took his costume and away he went. The wife after sleeping awkened feeling better. Since it was still early she went to the party after all.And because her husband did not know what her costume was she thought she would have some fun watching the husband when he thought she wasn't there. The wife joined the party and spotted her husband dancing with a lot of women and trying sometimes successfully to get in a kiss here and there. She sidled up to the him and the husnand immediately lost interest in the others for she let him go as far as he wished. It was her husband after all. It wasn't long until he whispered a proposition in her ear she agreed and off they went behind a locked door. Just before unmasking she slipped away and rushed home. She was reading in her bed when he came home and she asked him what kind of time he had. He says: Oh the same old thing. I never have a good timw when ur not there. The wife asked did you dance much? He said I didn't even dance once. Me and some other guys went into the den and played poker all night. But you aren't going to believe what happened to the gut I lent my costume to....
Haha!! I love it! Loved yours too! Classic!
2007-07-06 03:49:19 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
great. a salesperson knocked on the door of a house in a clean housing progression and a woman spoke back the door. He began, "Ma'am, i'm merchandising the latest innovation in vacuums, this is the final little gadget I even have seen in a protracted time," and with that, he proceeded to offload on her new carpet a blend of ketchup, salsa, airborne dirt and dust, grape juice, and so on. as she watched, horrified. He reported, "If this vacuum would not freshen up that mess, i'll consume it!" She reported, "could you like a fork?! we've not have been given the ability on yet!"
2016-11-08 07:42:11 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha. I guess the guy got well and truly teed off that day.
2007-07-06 02:45:27 · answer #4 · answered by shoodoo 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I read this to my missus about ten mins ago. She's still laughing now. Have a star!
2007-07-06 02:51:02 · answer #5 · answered by HUNNYMONSTA 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-07-06 02:49:57 · answer #6 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Haha. Yeah that's a pretty good joke!
2007-07-06 02:42:12 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
That's really funny hahaha!
2007-07-06 03:10:31 · answer #8 · answered by "!" 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol 10/10
2007-07-06 02:40:49 · answer #9 · answered by Leo R 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I like the twist, LOL
2007-07-06 02:44:14 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋