skirt, and when she tried to board the fifth avenue bus she found she couldn't lift her leg. she reached back and unzipped her zipper. it didn't seem to do any good, so she reached back and unzipped it again.
suddenly the man behind her lifted her up and put her on the top step.
"how dare you" she demanded.
"well, lady, he said, "by the time you unzipped my fly for the second time, l thought we were good friends".
2007-07-06 02:24:28 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
HA! FUNNY!!.....IVE BEEN VIOLATED AGAIN!!
2007-07-06 02:47:09 · answer #1 · answered by "!" 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
i heard this joke before. it's funny isn't it. what i want to ask is this. there's a difference between pulling your zip down or someone else's, so did she not realize at all that while she was pulling a zip down, that it wasn't hers?.lol.
2007-07-06 09:30:47 · answer #2 · answered by xyz 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha. 5/10.
2007-07-06 09:28:21 · answer #3 · answered by london lady 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Good one
2007-07-06 10:51:49 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-07-06 09:27:16 · answer #5 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Excellent one.!!!
Heard it told different, but still funny.!!!
10/10.!!!
2007-07-06 19:18:42 · answer #6 · answered by JAM123 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
shame man poor guy
2007-07-06 10:26:13 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Zipadeedoodah. That WAS very funny.LOL
2007-07-06 09:56:59 · answer #8 · answered by shoodoo 1 · 2⤊ 0⤋
haha quite, here's a star x
2007-07-06 09:28:27 · answer #9 · answered by Want Your Bad Romance 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You'd think she would know...but funny anyway!
2007-07-06 09:53:27 · answer #10 · answered by Scottish Thistle 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I bet he got a raise out of that!!!!!
2007-07-06 12:04:00 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋