"Golly, that felt good."
"Gee whillikers, that was amazing."
"Oh my goodness...oh my goodness...I think I'm going to have a climactic orgasm experience, but it's only for procreation purposes, and I promise, Lord, not to enjoy it at all and to feel guilty immediately afterwards if I do!!!"
Christians often seem preoccupied with the sex lives of others, and this question is often asked. I thought turnabout would be fair play.
2007-07-06 02:21:47 · 30 answers · asked by Deke 5 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
God did not create mankind to feel guilty about sexual relations. Sex in a monogamous, committed relationship is wonderful and done with all of God's blessings. And what I say in the bedroom is no one's business!
2007-07-06 02:24:08 · answer #1 · answered by kja63 7 · 4⤊ 7⤋
you appear to be honest, yet you're nonetheless drowning in lack of wisdom. you're saying you're guided by the Holy Spirit, yet you moreover would declare you carry on with the ten commandments. So that's it you somewhat carry on with? you have lots to examine. start up examining. .
2016-10-01 00:30:47 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Does anyone really care besides Christians?
Is it really taking the lord's name in vain if you are happy when you are saying it?
BTW, the girl probably says stick it in my a*s we have 12 kids....or pull out now before we have #13!!
...and he says if you would've just swallowed we wouldn't have any!!!
2007-07-06 02:32:21 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
"Forgive me father, for I have sinned. I didst have at least three lewd and lacivious thoughts whilse copulating with this holy daughter of Zion for the purposes of procreation."
2007-07-06 02:31:01 · answer #4 · answered by deusexmichael 3 · 3⤊ 1⤋
Rev. Ted Haggard has said that Christians have the best sex lives (clip attached). Take it from there.
2007-07-06 02:48:27 · answer #5 · answered by SB 7 · 1⤊ 2⤋
good one! you get a star from me, yea seems like a fair question to me, now i really am starting to wonder, i need to find a local member of the god squad.
2007-07-06 02:30:23 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
"That'll do pig. That'll do."
2015-10-06 22:02:56 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Screaming "Oh, Dog, Oh, Dog" might result in a shift in their perspective, so to speak.
2007-07-06 02:26:54 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 1⤋
People scream "oh god" during sex, when god impregnated Mary, he screamed "Chuck Norris!"
2007-07-06 02:42:04 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Bwah-ha ha! Hilarious.
2007-07-06 02:25:44 · answer #10 · answered by Craig G 1 · 3⤊ 1⤋
What group of people in the US has the best sex life?
There was a study done by the Univ. of Chicago called, "Revenge of the church Ladies!"
Yes, it was Christian married women-WOO HOO!
2007-07-06 02:26:36 · answer #11 · answered by Jeanmarie 7 · 2⤊ 4⤋