One day, a blue frog went up to a man then said, "Hi, I'm a talking frog. Now, if you want to be rich, you'll do exactly as I tell you."
The man was shocked, but agrees. The frog told him to bet $1,000 on horse number 15 in the horse races. The man does so, and he wins the 10 million jackpot!
"Let's go to Vegas" says the frog. The man agrees. After winning the huge jackpots in 10 different casinos, the tired man goes to his hotel room with the frog in his pocket.
"Kiss me" says the frog.
"HUH?!"
"I said, kiss me. I'm obviously a magical frog so kiss me."
The man does so, and then... POOF!!!
Lo and behold, the frog turned into a beautiful girl, 16 years of age, 'well endowed' and almost totally naked...!!!
"...And that, your Honor, was how she got into my hotel room last night..."
2007-07-06 02:12:09 · 11 answers · asked by Gamer_Nikko™ 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
That's hilarious! I did not see that coming! Got any more jokes? Star from me to you!
~Candice~
2007-07-06 03:59:26 · answer #1 · answered by Candice 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahaha Tha's funny
2007-07-06 02:19:48 · answer #2 · answered by xXxTear-dropsxXx 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-07-06 02:26:34 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Part 2 is cooler than Part 1 but still rocks!! COOL LOL!! HAHAHA!!
2016-05-19 21:45:51 · answer #4 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahaha! That was funny...
2007-07-06 02:15:44 · answer #5 · answered by Hardrock 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hehe
2007-07-06 16:32:10 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha. Ha. Kinda sick, but ok.
2007-07-06 02:14:41 · answer #7 · answered by aitkenpatty 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
STARABLE ELBARATS
2007-07-06 02:25:53 · answer #8 · answered by jamie_gundaya 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
haha!
2007-07-06 02:14:37 · answer #9 · answered by oompa loompa 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
POOR!!!!!
2007-07-06 02:15:00 · answer #10 · answered by Glen 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋