Johnny wanted to have sex with a girl in his office...
but she belonged to someone else...
One day Johnny got so frustrated that he went up to her and said, "I'll
give you a $100 if you let me have sex with you..."
but the girl said, "NO."
Johnny said, "I'll be fast, I'll throw the money on the floor, you bend
down, and I'll be finished by the time you pick it up."
She thought for a moment and said that she would have to consult her
boyfriend...
so she called her boyfriend and told him the story.
Her boyfriend says ask him for $200 then pick up
the money very fast...
he won't even be able to get his pants down.
She agrees and accepts the proposal.
Half an hour goes by and the boyfriend is waiting for his girlfriend to
call. Finally after 45 minutes the boyfriend calls and asks what
happened...She said, "The bastard used quarters!"
Management Lesson: Always consider a business proposal in it's entirety
before agreeing to it, and getting screwed
2007-07-06 01:52:12 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
that's funny!
2007-07-06 01:54:57 · answer #1 · answered by oompa loompa 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Naughty but funny! lol! 10!
2007-07-06 09:58:34 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
10/10 excellent joke.
2007-07-06 08:56:18 · answer #3 · answered by BuddhaDaddy 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HA! Yes, that is a funny one!
2007-07-06 08:55:24 · answer #4 · answered by Tony M 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! I have heard it before! But it still makes me laugh my freakin' head off!!! A star for you!
2007-07-06 09:01:16 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Awesome...
I should definitely try using that...
Except I'll be using pennies, nickles and dimes....
2007-07-06 08:59:54 · answer #6 · answered by Gamer_Nikko™ 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
To damn good... it sounds like something that a couple of friends I know would do... ~
2007-07-09 15:40:47 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's a pretty funny joke. I like it. : )
2007-07-06 09:05:38 · answer #8 · answered by ♫Jennrox4life♫ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny but dirty
2007-07-06 09:23:50 · answer #9 · answered by xXxTear-dropsxXx 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
how did you get my true story????????????
2007-07-06 09:00:04 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋