A woman and a man are involved in a car accident; it’s a bad one. Both of their cars are totally demolished but amazingly neither of them are hurt.
After they crawl out of their cars, the woman says, “Wow, just look at our cars! There’s nothing left, but fortunately we are unhurt. This must be a sign from God that we should meet and be friends and live together in peace for the rest of our days.”
The man replied, “I agree with you completely. This must be a sign from God!”
The woman continued, “And look at this, here’s another miracle. My car is completely demolished but this bottle of wine didn’t break. Surely God wants us to drink this wine and celebrate our good fortune.”
Then she hands the bottle to the man. The man nods his head in agreement, opens it, drinks half the bottle, and extends it back to the woman.
Politely, the woman refuses to accept the bottle.
The man asks, “Aren’t you having any?”
The woman replies, “No. I think I’ll just wait for the police…”
2007-07-06 01:43:27 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Smart move!!! hahahaa...very good! Star for you!
2007-07-06 02:10:40 · answer #1 · answered by Scottish Thistle 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
it was good , and did you know a few days ago someone posted almost the exact same joke only it was like a man and a lawyer ...thought u might like to know
2007-07-06 08:49:35 · answer #2 · answered by julie 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
As I heard it the man being a gentleman says, "After you." Then he waits for the cops.
2007-07-06 08:48:06 · answer #3 · answered by Beau R 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Go Woman! LOL That's a good one!
2007-07-06 08:47:07 · answer #4 · answered by puanani 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! I have heard it before! But it still makes me laugh my freakin' head off!!! A star for you Sweetie!
2007-07-06 09:06:54 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one.
2007-07-06 08:47:39 · answer #6 · answered by sharen d 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's a good joke. I loved it.
2007-07-07 06:03:56 · answer #7 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's kinda lame.
2007-07-06 08:48:35 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
that's funny. smart lady....... all women shld b like that! Though its kinda not right
2007-07-06 08:47:48 · answer #9 · answered by pinky 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hehehehe...what a b*tch...i'll tell u that now!!!!
2007-07-06 09:08:30 · answer #10 · answered by SIR TJM 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋