One day a wife is frustrated by the state of her house. She goes to her husband and asks him to pix the pipes.
He looks at her and says, "Do I look like a plumber?".
The next day the wife goes to her husband again and asks him to fix the light in the diningroom.
Again her husband looks at her and says this time "Do I look like an electrician?"
The wife sighs and walks away.
Later she goes to her husband once more and asks him to fix the broken chair.
"Do I look like a carpenter?" Is her husbands only response.
The following day the husband comes home from work to see the light is fixed.. the chair and the plumbing!
He asks his wife how all this came to be. She replies "Oh a man came by, he said that he would fix everything for a price. I could either have sex with him or bake him a pie."
The husband smiles and asks, "What type of pie did you bake him?"
"DO I LOOK LIKE A BAKER?"
2007-07-06 01:38:46 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! I have heard it before! But it still makes me laugh my freakin' head off!!! A star for you!
2007-07-06 02:08:20 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
That is one of the best jokes i've heard in a while. Way 2 go.
2007-07-06 01:59:53 · answer #2 · answered by pinky 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ouch! Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-07-06 02:30:44 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ok I guess, there could have been a bit of a stronger punchline but it is somewhat funny.
2007-07-06 01:42:05 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
The "correct" answer to your question is......
"Do I look like a critic?"
lol
It is a funny joke, kinda old, but still funny
obtw, what is "pix"?
2007-07-06 01:46:53 · answer #5 · answered by tennacious_c 2 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Hahahahahahahaha, smart woman xD
2007-07-06 01:44:15 · answer #6 · answered by I.K 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Predictable
2007-07-06 01:41:27 · answer #7 · answered by Audio Visual master 4 · 1⤊ 4⤋
That's a cool one. Nice joke you pick but try your best to shorten it.
2007-07-06 01:43:03 · answer #8 · answered by Lance 1 · 0⤊ 2⤋
poor husband having a wife like her!!!!!!!!
2007-07-06 01:44:53 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
ohhhhhhhhhhh
niceeeee one
2007-07-06 03:56:08 · answer #10 · answered by SHAHZAD K 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋