Sean Connery was interviewed by Michael Parkinson and bragged that,
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>>despite being 72 years of age, he could still have sex 3 times a night.
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>>Cilla Black who was also a guest, looked intrigued. After the show,
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>>Cilla said, "Sean, if I'm not bein' too forward, I'd luv to 'ave sex with
>>yer,
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>>let's go back to my 'ouse, we could 'ave a lorra fun."
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>>So they went back to her place. After a couple of drinks they went off to
>>bed and had an hour
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>>of mad passionate sex together.
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>>Afterwards, Sean says, "If you think that was good, let me shleep for
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>>half an hour, and we can have better shex. But while I'm shleeping, hold
>>my
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>>bawls in your left hand and ma wullie in your right hand". Cilla looks a
>>bit
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>>perplexed, but says "Okay"
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>>He sleeps for half an hour, awakens, and they
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>>have even better sex than before.
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>>Then Sean says, "Cilla, that was wonderful. But if you let me shleep
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>>for an hour, we can have the besht shex yet. You'll have to......
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>>"I know Sean. Yer want me to 'old onto yer bat 'n balls again. No problem
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>>hun".
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>>Cilla complies with the routine. Again, the results are absolutely mind
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>>blowing.
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>>Once it's all over, they have a drink. Sean lights a cigarette and Cilla
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>>asks "Sean, tell me, this 'oldin yer balls in one hand and yer Willie in
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>>the other does it really stimulate yer that much?"
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>>Sean replies, "No, not at all Cilla but the last time I shlept with a
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>>scouser, she stole ma wallet.
2007-07-06 01:16:26 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
...it looks like good ol' Sean can still be Bond...
('avin shex thrishe a night...)
2007-07-06 01:20:52 · answer #1 · answered by Gamer_Nikko™ 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Awesome
2016-04-01 00:12:02 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Gee, I think I would have given him the old "Gold Finger" after that!
2007-07-10 14:59:57 · answer #3 · answered by Ink Corporate 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very Funny..
2007-07-06 02:39:35 · answer #4 · answered by Because I Said So 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Excellent! Have a star.
2007-07-06 02:10:43 · answer #5 · answered by HUNNYMONSTA 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! lol! 10!
2007-07-06 02:54:14 · answer #6 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
nice star for you
2007-07-06 01:38:31 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Was that a question, very stupid one in that case. Should not have answered to such idiotic crap, but just got too angry. Hope you get yourself a better life.
2007-07-06 01:26:32 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 6⤋
Holy crap! That was hilarious!
2007-07-06 02:40:19 · answer #9 · answered by WinoJunko 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
agent 007 does it again
2007-07-06 01:24:20 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋