This guy needs a job and decides to apply at the zoo. As it happened, their star attraction, a gorilla, had passed away the night before and they had carefully preserved his hide.
They tell this guy that they'll pay him well if he would dress up in the gorilla's skin and pretend to be the gorilla so people will keep coming to the zoo.
Well, the guy has his doubts, but he needs the money, so he puts on the skin and goes out into the cage.
The people all cheer to see him. He plays up to the audience and they just eat it up.
This isn't so bad, he thinks, and he starts really putting on a show, jumping around, beating his chest and roaring, swinging around.
During one acrobatic attempt, though, he loses his balance and crashes through some safety netting, landing square in the middle of the lion cage!
As he lies there stunned, the lion roars. He's terrified and starts screaming, "Help, Help, Help!"
The lion races over to him, places his paws on his chest and hisses, "Shut up or we'll BOTH lose our jobs!"
2007-07-06 01:11:34 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hahahahaha! faker zoo! hahaha
2007-07-06 01:17:27 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice one.....................
Three men who were lost in the forest were captured by cannibals. The cannibal king told the prisoners that they could live if they pass a trial.
The first step of the trial was to go to the forest and get ten pieces of the same kind of fruit. So all three men went separate ways to gather fruits.
The first one came back and said to the king, "I brought ten apples." The king then explained the trial to him. "You have to shove the fruits up your butt without any expression on your face or you'll be eaten."
The first apple went in... but on the second one he winced out in pain, so he was killed.
The second one arrived and showed the king ten berries. When the king explained the trial to him he thought to himself that this should be easy.
So he proceeded: 1...2...3...4...5...6...7...8... and on the 9th berry he burst out in laughter and was killed immediately.
Weeks later, the first guy and the second guy met in heaven. The first one asked, "Why did you laugh, you almost got away with it?"
"I couldn't help it, I saw the third guy coming with pineapples."
2007-07-06 08:32:02 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I like that, reminds me of my job before as a fake African cannibal who eats live chicken
2007-07-06 08:35:52 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
...Is that why the lion didn't eat the gorilla when I went to the zoo yesterday...???
2007-07-06 08:17:36 · answer #4 · answered by Gamer_Nikko™ 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! lol! 10!
2007-07-06 09:29:07 · answer #5 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good for a chuckle.
2007-07-06 08:16:02 · answer #6 · answered by Beau R 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol...nice one
2007-07-06 09:18:24 · answer #7 · answered by Cinderella 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
exceellllleeeennnntt..
2007-07-06 09:05:17 · answer #8 · answered by Because I Said So 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋