If all the foodstuff in the world had a fight, which food would win and why?

Question

It's a free for all - crisps, sweets, meat, vegetables, fruit.... a complete gravy bath - but what particular food would come out on top?

Answer 1

definately the branston pickle, with all them lumps and bumps , brown sludge and a glass exterior, i wouldnt expect any other really, xxxx

Answer 2

That would be the durian. It is big, heavy and covered with spikes. If one drops from a tree and cracks you in the head, it's probably going to kill you. And when you crack open the fruit... well, if they haven't been scared away by the look of the thing, the smell will send them running. There have been many descriptions of the smell of a durian, very few of them pleasant. Pig manure wrapped in an old gym sock that was rinsed with sewer water is one of the more colorful descriptions.

Answer 3

Pez - because it walks around disguised as Darth Vader or Snoopy. Because it is disguised, it can walk right up to say, spaghetti and be like, "Hey spaghetti, I'm Darth Vader" and then all of a sudden a Pez will fly out of Darth Vader's neck and be like, "I'm going to kill you spaghetti!"

That's basically how Pez would kill all the other food.

Answer 4

I think that a green leafy vegatable would win. One that has many layers that can peel off one by one.

Answer 5

Eggs would win because they are so versatile. You can use them in a thousand ways.

Answer 6

Water__it would wash all the other food away.

Answer 7

Brisket. It seems rough and macho.

Answer 8

chillies! pineapples, they hurt a lot. mustard suace, when it gets into the eyes they burn out!!

Answer 9

Lemons because they are high in acid.

Answer 10

Pineapple, cause it would hurt if you got hit!