Once upon a time, there was a little lost bird flying over freezing winter fields.
It was so cold that the little bird froze in mid-air and fell like a rock.
Where he landed, a cow dropped a great, big pile of steaming, stinky $#!+ on him.
Revived by the warmth of the stinky $#!+, the bird began to sing for joy.
A cat heard him and dug him out.
Then the cat ate him.
~THE END~
The morals of the story are:
1) Not everyone that drops $#!+ on you is your enemy.
2) Not everyone who gets you out of $#!+ is your friend.
And finally,
3) If you ever find yourself in deep $#!+, ALWAYS remember to keep your mouth shut.
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Hope y'all learn something from this little story.
If ya like it, please don't hesitate to share it... And please give me a star, will ya?
2007-07-06 01:02:48 · 8 answers · asked by Gamer_Nikko™ 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Why, thank you Mickey! I didn't know you knew me personally.
2007-07-06 01:10:27 · update #1
and... be happy with the sh*t you got but don't brag about it.
If I ever freeze to death just let me go.
2007-07-06 01:08:17 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Cute avatar
And i didnt copy ur joke and i change my mind bout ur avatar it looks like u fat and short
2007-07-06 01:06:01 · answer #2 · answered by Mickey 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Cute tale. Ha Ha!
2007-07-06 01:07:00 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
i read that from a text message about 2 years ago..but its still fun to read..
2007-07-06 01:20:04 · answer #4 · answered by ihavechopsticksinmyhair 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL i loved it! poor birdy
2007-07-06 01:12:50 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
thats really cute!
2007-07-06 01:06:30 · answer #6 · answered by christine 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
your joke is full of S-H-I-T, but I like it!!!!!!
2007-07-06 01:10:19 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
too old..
2007-07-06 02:03:53 · answer #8 · answered by Because I Said So 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋