A scottish tourist attended his first baseball game in the US and after a base hit he hears the fans roaring"Run....Run!"
The next batter connects heavily with the ball and the scotsman stands up and roars with the crowd in his thick accent:"R-r-run ya bahstard,r-r-run will ya!"
A third batter hits a slam and again the scotsman,obviously pleased with his knowledge of the game,screams"R-r-run ya bahstard,r-r-run will ya!"
The next batter steadfastly holds his swing four times and as ump calls a walk the scotsman stands up and yells"R-r-run ya bhastard,run!"
All the surrounding fans giggle quietly and he sits down confused.A friendly fan,sensing his embarrasment,whispers to the scotsman,"He dosen't have to run,he's got four balls."
After this explanation the scotsman stands up in disbelief and screams,"Walk with pr-r-ride man!Walk with pr-r-ride!!!"
2007-07-06 00:57:48 · 14 answers · asked by "!" 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I'd walk with pride too, if I found out that I have 4 balls... LOL!!!
2007-07-06 01:08:29 · answer #1 · answered by Gamer_Nikko™ 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Heard that one years and years ago only it had two Italian immigrant brothers and Joe Dimaggio at bat.
2007-07-06 01:02:43 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
imagine that 4Xballs = 1X scotsman
92Xballs=23Xscotsmen
= bingo balls and the chappy calling
2007-07-06 01:56:16 · answer #3 · answered by free the weed 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Which way to the motorway?
Hedgy the Hedgehog xx
2007-07-06 01:04:14 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Pretty funny. 8/10.
2007-07-06 01:02:46 · answer #5 · answered by cats 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Star!!! LOL. Quite funny.
2007-07-06 01:01:35 · answer #6 · answered by Hannah B 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Run, I'm surprised he could b****y well stand?
2007-07-06 04:59:39 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
yes , and I believe they're the most blessed player ever
2007-07-06 01:06:22 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
nice
2007-07-06 01:04:45 · answer #9 · answered by Mickey 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ehh...heard that one before...I didn't laugh then either...
2007-07-06 02:24:07 · answer #10 · answered by Scottish Thistle 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋