A new guy in town walks and reads a sign that hangs over the bar: Free beer for the person who can pass our test!
So the guy asks the bartender what the test is.
The bartender replies: " Well first you have to drink that whole gallon of pepper tequila, the whole thing at once and you can't make a face while doing it. Second, a 'gator out back with a sore tooth - you have to remove it with your bare hands. Third, there is a woman upstairs who's never made love to a man. You gotta make things right for her"
The guy says:"Well, much as I would love free beer, I won't do it. You have to be nuts to drink a gallon of pepper tequila and then get crazier from there."
Well as time goes on and the man drinks a few , he asks " Wherez zat teeqeelah?"
He grabs the gallon of tequila with both hands, downs it with a big slurp and tears streaming down his face.
Next, he staggers out back and soon all the people inside hear the most frightening roaring and thumping, then silence.
2007-07-06 00:40:15 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
The man staggers back into the bar, his shirt ripped and big scratches all over his body.
"Now" he says."where's that woman with the sore tooth?"
*STAR IF YOU LIKE:-)
2007-07-06 00:41:27 · update #1
THAT WAS GOOD HAVE A STAR
2007-07-06 00:44:24 · answer #1 · answered by ALLY R 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ewww! Funny! 10!
2007-07-06 00:50:39 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lucky old croc lol 9 / 10 & being as you asked a star
2007-07-06 00:45:23 · answer #3 · answered by billtheangler 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Nice one!
Have a star!
2007-07-06 00:52:42 · answer #4 · answered by ? 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Shouldn't he be stoned DEAD & of course DRUNK AS A SKUNK drinking that much? FpE: I'm lucky to still drink tequila due to poisening in past; many moons ago! Also, isn't it afther 4, you hit the floor?
2007-07-06 00:47:31 · answer #5 · answered by Seeker, F.K.A JH da II 6 · 1⤊ 2⤋
Star for you!!xx
2007-07-06 00:45:54 · answer #6 · answered by SUZANNE R 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Nice one!
2007-07-06 00:43:59 · answer #7 · answered by ? 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
kristy wanted to become famous..that's all she went on the show for... tila wants fame too..it's all set up crap! bo was the most perfectttt
2016-04-01 00:10:51 · answer #8 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one ave a star 10/10!!!!!!
2007-07-06 01:56:26 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
did you sleep funny last night?
2007-07-06 00:46:37 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋