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I was watching a religeous film on tv with my two grandchildren. When the film ended I asked them,who was the only perfect man who ever lived.? Jesus, said my grandaughter. No it was not said my grandson it was Elvis

2007-07-06 00:38:59 · 13 answers · asked by john j 1 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

13 answers

aww bless.. how cute..

they really do say the cutest things...

:o)

2007-07-06 00:40:57 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3 0

My stepson has a filthy habit at the mo of picking his nose and eating it. Told him off but his response was "but I only do it because it would be worse to drop the bogies on the floor" Kiddie logic at its best lol

2007-07-06 07:59:14 · answer #2 · answered by NCbabe 3 · 0 0

**For The Kids...**

I'm not going back to school ever again
Why ever not?
The teacher doesn't know a thing, all she does is ask questions!

Fred came home from his first day at school. "Nothing exciting happened", he told his mother, "Except the teacher didn't know how to spell cat so I told her"

What happens if you draw on the blackboard and the teacher told you not to?
She draws a smack!

2007-07-06 07:49:27 · answer #3 · answered by anjali k 3 · 1 0

Very cute. 8/10.

2007-07-06 07:51:40 · answer #4 · answered by cats 7 · 0 0

haha my 3 year old gets mixed up. i told her her papa is in Heaven with God and Jesus, and i have told her her gramma lives in florida. so now she tells everyone, my papa is in florida with God and Jesus!!! hahaha i guess they like the beaches there!! too cloudy in Heaven??

2007-07-06 07:43:18 · answer #5 · answered by Arraya 6 · 2 0

Elvis who

2007-07-06 07:41:57 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 3

that's nice, and I believe that there's always a child inside us which makes us laugh even in small things.

2007-07-06 08:03:07 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

aww... how adorable... things like these are so funny... mind you, they despise it when you mention it once they enter the pre-teens (11+)

2007-07-06 07:46:06 · answer #8 · answered by Hannah B 3 · 0 0

very funny out of babes mouths..

2007-07-06 08:56:58 · answer #9 · answered by Because I Said So 7 · 0 0

kids say the darnest things eh..

2007-07-06 07:42:12 · answer #10 · answered by bumble bee 2 · 2 0

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