SOUTH AFRICANS
A white south african went on holiday to Australia. lying on the beach, he pointed out to sea and asked on of the locals.
'what are those black dots'?
they're buoys replied the australian
'and what are they doing'?
they're holding up the shark nets
'gee, what a country' said the south african,' we'd never get away with that back home'.
SCOTS
how do you disperse an angry scottish mob?
nae bother, just go round with a collection box
how do you take a census in Scotland?
throw 10p in the street
how do you spot a scottish trawler?
its the one that's not being followed by seagulls
what have the scottish football team and a 3-pin plug got in common?
they're both useless in europe.
what do you call a scotsman at the world cup final?
ref
did you hear about the scotsman who got caught making nuisance phone calls?
he kept reversing the charges
2007-07-05 23:51:59 · 11 answers · asked by free the weed 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
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2007-07-06 00:46:19 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice & in the same vein as your first quip (you can adjust the location to your local park).....Q.What's black with green spots
A. Spinney Hill Park on a Sunday afternoon!
2007-07-06 00:49:42 · answer #2 · answered by billtheangler 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2016-12-10 03:39:12 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-07-06 02:59:48 · answer #4 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very funny, man. Keep 'em coming!
2007-07-06 00:22:50 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
cool
2007-07-06 00:30:02 · answer #6 · answered by dream theatre 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
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2007-07-06 00:09:05 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Good joke!!!
2007-07-06 01:37:52 · answer #8 · answered by "!" 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2007-07-06 00:57:35 · answer #9 · answered by Because I Said So 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2007-07-05 23:56:39 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋