a drunken man goes into a bar and says drinks all round you included bar tender, that will be £55 thankyou sir ..the drunk says sorry i havent any money so the bar tender hits him on the nose ...the next night he goes back in to the bar, and says drinks all round including you bar tender,that will be £66 sir thankyou..the drunk says sorry i havent any money so the bar tender smacks him in the eye....the next night he goes into the bar, drinks all round bar tender ..what no drink for me the bar tender asks ...no said the drunk your violent when you have a drink........
2007-07-05 23:12:32 · 23 answers · asked by casha1 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
if ya dont like it tough....stop giving thumbs down to those that do soooooooo childish ....
2007-07-05 23:22:17 · update #1
haha funni!!
star for u!
Funni face for u too!
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2007-07-05 23:20:29 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Pretty funny. 8/10.
2007-07-06 07:59:54 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Casha, know what you mean about thumbs down, very stoopid
when you go on their site, their jokes are generally the worst of all.
ps terrible joke.
not really
2007-07-06 07:19:56 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
haha that is one of the best ive heard all day lolololol
2007-07-06 06:39:59 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
It's OK. Work on it and it'll be perfect. still very funny.
2007-07-06 06:17:58 · answer #5 · answered by Hannah B 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
thats nice n kool one
2007-07-06 06:17:07 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Hahaha I like it
2007-07-06 06:16:37 · answer #7 · answered by ChiChi 2 · 1⤊ 2⤋
its kinda good. maybe work on the punchline a little
2007-07-06 06:15:04 · answer #8 · answered by lolly 2 · 3⤊ 1⤋
i already heard of this joke but it stil gets to me
2007-07-06 06:19:33 · answer #9 · answered by Dude, It's me, Pia! 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
That was hilarious! I loved it!
2007-07-06 09:42:20 · answer #10 · answered by WinoJunko 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Very FUNNY..
2007-07-06 07:45:26 · answer #11 · answered by Because I Said So 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋