3 men who were lost in d forest were captured by cannibals. The cannibal king told the prisoners dat they cud live if they pass a trial.
d first step of d trial was to go to the forest n get 10 pieces of the same kind of fruit. So all 3 men went separate ways to gather fruits.
d 1st 1 came back n said to d king, "I brought 10 apples." The king then explained the trial to him. "u have to shove the fruits up your butt without any expression on your face or you'll be killed."
d 1st apple went in... but on the 2nd one he winced out in pain, so he was killed.
The 2nd one arrived n showed d king 10 berries. When d king explained the trial to him he thought to himself dat this should be easy.
So he proceeded: 1.2.3.4.5.6.7.8. and on d 9th berry he burst out in laughter n was killed immediately.
Weeks later, d 1st guy n the 2nd guy met in heaven. d 1st one asked, "Why did u laugh, u almost got away with it.
"i cudn't help it, i saw d 3rd guy coming with pineapples".
2007-07-05 22:55:13 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
that's SOOOOOO funny!!!!
2007-07-05 22:59:45 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol, I know it the other way.
One very rich guy, a rich one and a poor one were fighting for a princess. The king said they should come the next morning up a big hill with something with what you could shoot.
That morning, the rich guy brought a big-big gun and the poor guy brought a little toy gun. The king told them to put the gun in their b*tt. The rich guy, with a lot of effort did the task. The poor guy did it very fast and when he was done, he started laughing.
The rich guy asked what's so funny. And the poor said:
-Here comes the richest up the hill with a cannon.
Like it?
2007-07-06 06:28:23 · answer #2 · answered by Howler 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Really nice I gave you a star .
100/10 for that .
Awesome.
2007-07-06 11:13:46 · answer #3 · answered by coolbhanu 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-07-06 08:00:26 · answer #4 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thank god it was not a jack fruit. Nice one keep going.
2007-07-06 06:07:36 · answer #5 · answered by BOND_BOND2001 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I too would have been killed--pineapples-ouch
9.5/10
2007-07-06 06:14:37 · answer #6 · answered by PC 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The joke was funny, but it was difficult to decode your special "language." e
2007-07-06 12:59:18 · answer #7 · answered by pandurtle 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haaha i love this... well ive heard it b4 but then it was with watermelons... or i think one was with lychees (spiky) and yea. but pineapples r gd too :P MORE!!!
2007-07-06 06:16:21 · answer #8 · answered by .:Julia:. 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
oh. I get it . veeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeryyyyyyyyyyyyy
funny
2007-07-06 06:23:58 · answer #9 · answered by Dude, It's me, Pia! 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very funny
2007-07-06 05:59:38 · answer #10 · answered by SanjuS 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Heard this one before...it made me LMAO!!!
2007-07-06 06:21:23 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋