Two bored casino dealers are waiting at the crap table.
A very attractive blonde woman from Alabama arrived, and promptly bet twenty-thousand dollars ($20,000) on a single roll of the dice.
She said, "I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I play topless." With that, she stripped to the waist, rolled the dice, and yelled, "Come on, baby.... Southern Girl needs new clothes!"
As the dice came to a stop, she jumped up-and- down... and squealed...
"YES! YES! I WON! I WON!"
She hugged each of the dealers... And then picked up her winnings and her clothes, and quickly departed.
The dealers stared at each other dumbfounded. Finally, one of them asked, "What did she roll?"
The other answered, "I don't know... I thought you were watching."
Moral
Not all Southerners are stupid.
Not all blondes are dumb.
But all men are men.
2007-07-05 22:53:58 · 21 answers · asked by Greybeard 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Hi GB good one. Wonder how many might have a go at that trick.
2007-07-06 06:32:06 · answer #1 · answered by D 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny
2007-07-06 06:05:04 · answer #2 · answered by NCbabe 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Heard it before but it still gets a laugh out of me
8/10
2007-07-06 06:14:17 · answer #3 · answered by PC 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL....I only understood the joke after reading the moral
2007-07-06 06:02:11 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-07-06 08:01:02 · answer #5 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was brilliant!
I really laughed out loud at that one, can't wait to pass it on!
You've made my day! Here have a star! *
2007-07-06 07:56:25 · answer #6 · answered by ? 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ahhhh I am a girl and I wasn't thinking bout the dice either!
2007-07-06 05:59:05 · answer #7 · answered by Delighted 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Haha! Good one!
2007-07-06 10:09:00 · answer #8 · answered by Scottish Thistle 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i was at the same table and i did`nt see either
2007-07-06 06:44:22 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao lol thats good and so true
2007-07-06 06:22:41 · answer #10 · answered by GC 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋