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Lesson to be learned from typing the wrong email address:

A Minneapolis couple decided to go to Florida to thaw out during a particularly icy winter. They planned to stay at the same hotel where they spent their honeymoon 20 years earlier. Because of hectic schedules, it was difficult to coordinate their travel plans. So, the husband left Minneapolis and flew to Florida on Thursday, with his wife flying down the following day. The husband checked into the hotel. There was a computer in his room, so he decided to send an email to his wife. However, he accidentally left out one letter in her email address, and without realizing his error, sent the email.

Meanwhile, somewhere in Houston, a widow had just returned home from her husband's funeral. He was a minister who was called home to glory following a heart attack. The widow decided to check her email expecting messages from relatives and friends. After reading the first message, she screamed and fainted. The widow's son rushed into the room, found his mother on the floor, and saw the computer screen which read:

To: My loving wife

Subject: I've arrived Date: April 6, 2006

I know you're surprised to hear from me. They have computers here now and you are allowed to send emails to your loved ones. I've just arrived and have been checked in. I see that everything has been prepared for your arrival tomorrow. Looking forward to seeing you then. Hope your journey is as uneventful as mine was.

P.S. sure is freaking hot down here!!!!!

2007-07-05 22:32:46 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

11 answers

So good, I just about busted up laughing, have to email that one to mommy and daddy...

2007-07-05 23:45:28 · answer #1 · answered by waddlin' along 7 · 0 0

read this joke and pls rate it as the best !!!!

there was this hunter , old man and a blonde,
they all went to camp in the woods.

one day the hunter went away in the morning and near the afternoon, he came back with a dead bear .

seeing the bear the old man and the blonde asked " how did you get it "

the hunter said , i followed the tracks found the bear and killed it.

the next day the old man went hunting in the morning and came back at noon with a dead boar .

seeing the boar the hunter and the blonde asked " how did you get it "

the old man answered " i followed the tracks , found the boar and killed it .

the next day the blonde went hunting . She came back bleeding and badly bruised .

Seeing the blonde , the hunter and the old man asked " what happened?"

the blonde replied " I followed the tracks and got hit by the train"

2007-07-05 23:21:54 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

V reliable, jogs my memory of the time a collector for Alzhiemers disease asked me for a donation. I instructed her if i ought to undergo in techniques the place i had placed my money, i might enable her have some.

2016-10-20 00:57:27 · answer #3 · answered by thao 4 · 0 0

Heard it before but it's still good
8/10

2007-07-05 23:18:52 · answer #4 · answered by PC 7 · 0 0

Ha Ha! Funny! 10!

2007-07-06 02:57:37 · answer #5 · answered by cats 7 · 0 0

I've never heard of it too. And it got me laughing a bit.

2007-07-05 22:37:05 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Funny dude!

2007-07-05 22:54:32 · answer #7 · answered by Redeemer 5 · 0 0

Yep i have heard this one a lot- but still is funny-

2007-07-05 22:37:23 · answer #8 · answered by admiredi 4 · 0 0

very funny and original i havnt heard it before

2007-07-05 22:36:04 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Hahah! i love it soo much. i give it a millliiioonnn stars :)

2007-07-05 22:37:50 · answer #10 · answered by katie 2 · 0 0

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