There was a man who had worked his whole life in a pickle factory.
One day he came home and told his wife that he had been fired from his
job. She began to scream and yell, "You have given them twenty years of
devoted service. Why did they fire you?"
"For twenty years I've wanted to stick my pecker in the pickle slicer,"
he explained, "and today I finally did it!"
The wife ran over and pulled his pants down to see what damage had been
done. "You look okay," she said with a sigh of relief. "So what
happened to the pickle slicer?"
"Well," he said with hesitation, "they fired her, too."
2007-07-05 22:04:35 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
HA HA HA!!
Nice one.
2007-07-05 22:06:45 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha ......very good. If heard a similar slant on that joke about a butcher and a bacon slicer :o)
2007-07-05 22:07:32 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Just worth a small chuckle Annemarie.
2007-07-05 22:07:52 · answer #3 · answered by lizzie 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
They got a job at a Bar later and he had to get his lickher license. Have a star you earned it.
2007-07-06 11:38:39 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-07-06 03:15:49 · answer #5 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
it was a good joke 20 years ago
2007-07-05 23:24:11 · answer #6 · answered by JOHN jen 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Just spat out my tea. have a star
2007-07-05 22:07:51 · answer #7 · answered by Nickynackynoo 6 · 2⤊ 1⤋
rofl love it have a star
2007-07-06 13:45:24 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
OMG!!! I have never heard this one... how funny~ Star for you.
2007-07-09 08:27:02 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
good one that one keep on tellin them that way lol
2007-07-09 09:33:38 · answer #10 · answered by andy 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
cool
2007-07-05 22:07:01 · answer #11 · answered by dream theatre 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋