Whats the best way to get excommunicated from a catholic church???
^_^ lol
2007-07-05 22:02:53 · 15 answers · asked by Bobby 3 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Follow Jesus the way he wants to be followed. That should do it. : )
2007-07-05 22:08:00 · answer #1 · answered by Starjumper the R&S Cow 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Just so you know, being excommunicated doesn't mean you'll no longer be a Catholic. It's just their way of making you feel guilty by banning you from participation within the Church. Eventually they might even accept you back.
The best way to do it, if you really want to, is probably by openly rejecting their beliefs. Either that or by joining another denomination.
2007-07-06 05:48:31 · answer #2 · answered by Jacquelyn 3 · 3⤊ 0⤋
That's an easy one. Start acting like you have ADD and acting weird and disruptive during the sermons and I guarantee that you will be ex communicated shortly thereafter. I say this because when I was about 5 years old I had practically no attention span I was disruptive and disturbing towards others. Thing is I couldn't stop myself. The church just thought I was delinquent and so I was ex communicated. I am no longer crazy but I have never gone back to the church or any other. so if you want of the church that's how you do it.
2007-07-06 05:17:12 · answer #3 · answered by Jason M 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Preach the un-truths of the bible and catholic traditions.
Start asking people how they can follow a religion that keeps changing their minds about their own dogma. How can something be "the word" for hundreds of years and then just change by a vote?
Example: A newborn or still born didn't go to heaven, it went into "limbo" because it wasn't baptized and it still had "the original sin". Now the catholic church changes their minds and says "oh well, we've decided that they always DID get in.........."
ITS CRAP
2007-07-06 06:01:22 · answer #4 · answered by Rebecca 5 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Why do you want to be excommunicated???
You have the free will to leave the church whenever you want.
Just remember, Sir Isaac Newton's Law of Inertia.
2007-07-06 05:14:27 · answer #5 · answered by mj456a 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
What I did was send a letter to the priest from the parish I was baptised at and asked him to remove me from their records,as I no longer wanted to be known as a Catholic,and that I was studying the Bible to become one of Jehovahs Witnesses.
And they did.
2007-07-06 10:17:07 · answer #6 · answered by lillie 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hehehe......Follow around the pope all day asking if you can try his big shiny hat on. When he says no, chuck your soda at it and scream, rather childishly, "FINE! IF I CAN'T WEAR IT, YOU CAN'T EITHER. NYEH!"
Add-on: While he's fuming and calling for security, make sure to dance around him in circles, putting your index fingers, pointing straight upwards, against either side of your head, like horns. Giggle Maliciously.
Rinse. Repeat.
2007-07-06 05:50:19 · answer #7 · answered by Remykins 2 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Criticize the Pope. Or give him political trouble. Well, that used to be the best way.
2007-07-06 05:18:35 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
stop going to the church n try to avoid them thats what I do when I don't want to be bothered by someone.
2007-07-06 10:34:53 · answer #9 · answered by FuTurE SolDieR 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Become an unwed teenage mother.
2007-07-06 05:31:09 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
tell them to sell all those gold statues for scrap and donate the money to a charity to save isreal .then tell them the preist got your wife/daughter pregnant again.
2007-07-06 05:41:26 · answer #11 · answered by old fart 4 · 3⤊ 0⤋