Sherlock Holmes and Dr Watson go on a camping trip. After a good dinner and a bottle of wine, they retire for the night, and go to sleep.
Some hours later, Holmes wakes up and nudges his faithful friend. “Watson, look up at the sky and tell me what you see.”
“I see millions and millions of stars, Holmes” replies Watson.
“And what do you deduce from that?”
Watson ponders for a minute. “Well,
Astronomically, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets.
Astrologically, I observe that Saturn is in Leo.
Horologically, I deduce that the time is approximately a quarter past three.
Meteorologically, I suspect that we will have a beautiful day tomorrow.
Theologically, I can see that God is all powerful, and that we are a small and insignificant part of the universe.
But what does it tell you, Holmes?”
Holmes is silent for a moment.
“Watson, you idiot!” he says. “Someone has stolen our tent!”
2007-07-05 20:37:12 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
haha
what an idiot lol
nice one!!! =]
never heard it
i like it!!!!!!!
star bcuz i do
thanks for making me laugh
2007-07-05 20:53:00 · answer #1 · answered by insanity 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Stupendous
2007-07-06 12:18:10 · answer #2 · answered by Aditya 8302 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The guys should take a dog next time with them !
2007-07-06 03:59:45 · answer #3 · answered by Bobo C 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-07-06 09:37:43 · answer #4 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2007-07-06 04:25:16 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hey buddy
cool one make laugh
waiting for another
2007-07-06 04:00:01 · answer #6 · answered by bunty 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2007-07-06 03:43:07 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice jokes
2007-07-06 03:51:13 · answer #8 · answered by nandu 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hmmmm
2007-07-06 04:01:48 · answer #9 · answered by stel 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
BOSS THATS A REAL ONE
2007-07-06 17:31:18 · answer #10 · answered by ANKIT S 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋