Can god create..?

Question

Can god create a fart so stinky that even he can't stand the smell?

Ok then, can he make a chicken wing so hot that even he can't take a bite?

Rude? Hey it's you christians that say that your god created man in his image. One has to assume that goes for bodily functions as well.

Answer 1

I don't know but he can give a blumpkin that will make your toes curl.

Answer 2

What is it with people in general that think dialing things down mentally to the lowest common denominator and then saying whatever pops into their brains is suppose to be considered humorous when all it is is rude & crude?

Better yet, WHY would you or anyone else even think about something like that? Do you not KNOW whom you are mocking with such flagrant disrespect?

I would never consider asking my mother or my father such a question, much less YOUR father or mother? Do you not see how crude and disrespectful your question is?

But you know, God Almighty is perfect, therefore He does not have toxins or waste. Bodily toxins and waste are just another sign of lost perfection that Adam and Eve experienced before they sinned against God.

But be thankful, that God Almighty thought of and considered the human mortal body in such detail, if He had been careless you would not be able to relieve the toxic vapors in your body and you would have literally exploded from the build up long before you learned to walk, much less read and type such assinine inappropriate questions here.

Answer 3

God Is A Jealous God As Is Stated In Christianity So All Is Jealous In His Image Of Christianity Something Smells Fishy Here It Is Not Pot It Must Be Christ.....! Universal Fart! Master Of All Able Paul!

Answer 4

Yes.

Why? and this is based on the christian god, there are so many I thought I should clarify my answer.

Supposedly god made man in his own image. This was probably a really big deal for him, really big. God got so disgusted by his greatest creation that he wiped them out with a flood, except for that guy in the movie and some other people and a bunch of animals.

So, this proves that god can get affected by his creations in a negative way. God made the fart - fart disgusts him horribly - he blinks it out of existence becuase he can't stand the smell.

Answer 5

First of all, this question is horribly inappropriate.

Second, no, he couldn't do that. He can't do anything that would be against his own nature.

Third, who else is tired of the guy above posting his websites that have no basis behind them? All they provide for evidence is "common sense" which isn't evidence at all. They're written by people that don't understand anything about God and don't make the effort to try to learn anything. Maybe if they provided a real case, they would have a chance to prove something, but they don't even do that.

Answer 6

The part of man being created in God's image means that man has a soul.

Answer 7

Sooo Rude! But yeah, He is GOD who can create anything!

Answer 8

yes!!! God can create anything... HE can create the sweetest smell, right, so why not the stinkiest of all farts?... Little did you know that the stinkiest fart to you maybe the sweetest smell to the person next to you??? So, let's share a fart!!!

Answer 9

God, being pure spirit only, has no nose to smell with

Answer 10

Believe me , God can create and destroy whatever he want

Answer 11

Blasphemous question. Repent.