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my daughter just found out she's pregnant but she's still a virgin.

do you think she could be giving birth to the new jesus?

2007-07-05 20:09:10 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Pregnancy & Parenting Parenting

10 answers

She is 12 and keeps hanging out with that 45 year old teachers aid giving her special teachings in her room for hours...
yea .. most definably the new jesus.

2007-07-05 20:20:34 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1 1

Is there a thousand year old prophecy about that? Was it stated somewhere that the city which you live in at a certain time there would be a virgin birth? If so, then believe her. If not, congratulations grandpa!

2007-07-05 22:03:47 · answer #2 · answered by Starjumper the R&S Cow 7 · 0 0

Has she been to any parties.... or in any situation where she's unsure of what happened? If she seems sincere in her protestations that she never had sex.... I fear she may have been taken advantage of at some point. Get a paternity test done, find the guy, make him a eunich.

2007-07-05 23:24:56 · answer #3 · answered by MotherBear1975 6 · 1 0

Your daughter is not a virgin! And who would want to tell their parents that they were having sex anyway?

2007-07-06 00:56:27 · answer #4 · answered by Erika 7 · 0 0

What a waste of five points, not that the points really matter, but still, what a waste.

2007-07-05 20:17:44 · answer #5 · answered by Agapito P 2 · 0 1

Yes only this time we will pronouce his name Jesus (hey-zoos).

2007-07-05 20:22:41 · answer #6 · answered by SarahW 2 · 0 0

nope, did you go to the doctor and did he tell you that she was pregnant and still a virgin???otherwise she probably had sex and doesn't wanna tell you!!!!what teen would want to???

2007-07-05 20:18:25 · answer #7 · answered by regiscoulterh 2 · 0 0

Or to the anti-christ. muhahahahahahahahahahaha!

2007-07-05 20:18:22 · answer #8 · answered by I was framed!! 2 · 0 0

No, but you may be as gullible as a christian.
(note: I didn't capitalize christian simply out of disrespect.)

2007-07-05 20:19:35 · answer #9 · answered by manbearpig 4 · 3 0

sorry your daughters a tramp...just like that other lady who claimed she didnt get laid.

2007-07-05 20:14:12 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

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