Guy comes home from work, and feeling quite horny decides to seduce his wife. He sidles up to her and gently kisses her neck, but fails to get a response. He starts to nibble on her ear - again failing in his bid to get a positive response.
In a desperate bid to win the affections of his wife, he whispers in her darling 'Darling, I've got a surprise for you. I've bought some olympic condoms - and tonight - just for you - I'm going for the gold'.
His wife throws him a look of disgust and answers 'Why don't you go for the silver and come second for a change!!!!!'
2007-07-05 20:03:59 · 18 answers · asked by Squirrel 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Hahaha! That's hilarious! Makes me wonder what would happen if his wife had said, "honey, the best you could do is go for the bronze!"
2007-07-05 21:03:02 · answer #1 · answered by Kittenpaw 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A lovely man and a strong woman!
2007-07-05 20:30:05 · answer #2 · answered by Bobo C 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha awesomely funny!!! deserves more than 1 star!!
for those who didnt understand : Hint the wife doesnt wants her husband to come first!
2007-07-05 20:51:19 · answer #3 · answered by enchantress 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice one - A Gent always let a lady go first!
2007-07-05 22:30:42 · answer #4 · answered by brit_plod 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I wish I have read the warning label because you made a guy cry (one tear runs down his cheek) =(
2007-07-05 20:12:19 · answer #5 · answered by Frank W 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny! lol! 10!
2007-07-06 01:05:48 · answer #6 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's good she doesn't fall for his tricks. A strong woman is a good woman.
2007-07-05 20:08:58 · answer #7 · answered by anspieker 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Love it :) Star for you lol
2007-07-05 20:16:26 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
very good I liked that one
2007-07-05 21:06:20 · answer #9 · answered by deepee 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very VERY funny. stars all round!
2007-07-05 23:22:06 · answer #10 · answered by lolly 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋