2007-07-05 19:50:26 · 25 answers · asked by trish 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
10, 1 to change the light bulb, the other 9 to congratulate him down the pub. ...
2007-07-05 23:14:31 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 2⤋
1
2007-07-06 05:05:10 · answer #2 · answered by dream theatre 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
About half as many as it takes to change a heavy bulb.
2007-07-06 07:19:55 · answer #3 · answered by john j 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
None. Instead they will go 2 watch a football game, betting on their team with every penny they got, and lost big time. Go back home, sitting in the dark, n whining coz they hav no money left 2 buy a light bulb.
2007-07-06 03:40:14 · answer #4 · answered by Luke 3 · 0⤊ 2⤋
One to glance at and pass it along.
Two sound hilarious humming song.
Three stand still right under the ladder.
Four unsteady men looking sadder.
Five reach hands up straight for the socket.
Six look for the bulb in their pocket.
Seven reinforcements just in time.
Eight together cannot find a dime
Nine tilted glasses emptied in line.
Ten fall down slowly drunken with wine.
Doesn't look like you find any this time!
2007-07-06 04:15:36 · answer #5 · answered by kriend 7 · 0⤊ 2⤋
None:Real Men aren't afraid of the dark.
Why did the Man sit in the dark?
He couldn't find a new light bulb and was too embrassed to ask.
2007-07-06 06:23:46 · answer #6 · answered by *♥* donna *♥* 7 · 1⤊ 3⤋
Well the first answer is what i always herd "
1..........he holds the bulb up to the fixture and the world revolves around him " but i was reading this out loud and my mom said non because his wife will ask him to do it 10 times and you know its OK and then he never does so she Finlay get so mad and just does it herself like she should have to start with.. but i dono. never seen a guy change a light buble..
2007-07-06 03:16:20 · answer #7 · answered by Jaydalyn 5 · 0⤊ 3⤋
2...
1 to actually change the bulb...
& 1 to choke the woman next to him trying to tell him how to change it!
2007-07-06 02:55:24 · answer #8 · answered by theWord 5 · 6⤊ 0⤋
Well it's obvious you aren't a man. The answer is one, only one. But a lot of women are needed to figure out the answer.
2007-07-06 18:37:49 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
well it depends ... if your white u call maintaince so 1 fat guy does it; if ur black you dont bother cause its not the light u just didnt pay the bill; and if your mexican 50 b/c you have to get your entire family over the boder to read the instructions (since each of u knows only about 2 words each in english)!!!! LOL (hey im black & white, my boyfriend is mexican and white so its just a joke nothing personal...now LAUGH!!!) LMAO!!!!
2007-07-06 03:18:16 · answer #10 · answered by deionta k 1 · 2⤊ 1⤋