A grandmother overheard 5-year-old Christy "playing wedding." The
Wedding vows went like this: "You have the right to remain silent,
Anything you say may be held against you, you have the right to have an
Attorney present. You may kiss the bride."
2007-07-05 18:43:50 · 6 answers · asked by meemeemee40 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
ROFL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2007-07-05 18:56:43 · answer #1 · answered by jessika 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
As it says you may kiss the bride, should we assume there is another set of vows for us ladies? What might they be? You have the right to nag at least once a day. You must be silent during football games. You must absent yourself on boys only nights but don't forget to prepare the snacks before you go.
You must not complain about smelly socks and jocks. And so on .....
2007-07-06 01:52:27 · answer #2 · answered by lizzie 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Cute. Sounds like my dad's kind of wedding.
2007-07-06 02:15:26 · answer #3 · answered by Roze 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Silly but not very funny. 7/10.
2007-07-06 10:40:16 · answer #4 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Kinda cute but no star this time. Keep it up!
2007-07-06 01:50:31 · answer #5 · answered by Michelle My Bell 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
wuts rofl
2007-07-06 02:06:24 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋