One liner Jokes
Judge: Why did you hit your husband with a chair?"
Wife: "I couldn't lift the table."
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"What did one ghost say to another?"
"Do you believe in people?"
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My friend has a fine watch dog.
At any suspicious noise he wakes the dog and the dog begins to bark.
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They call our language the mother tongue because the father seldom gets to speak.
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"Room Service? Can you send up a towel?"
" Please wait someone else is using it."
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When I told the doctor about my loss of memory, he made me pay in advance.
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"Where did you get those big eyes?"
"They came with the face."
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I went alone on our honeymoon. My wife had already seen Niagara Falls .
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But the psychiatrist really helped me a lot. I would never answer the phone, because I was afraid. Now I answer it whether it rings or not.
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2007-07-05 17:01:05 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
It was love at first sight. Then I took a second look !!
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"Look, guide, here are some lion tracks."
"Good. You see where they go and I'll find out where they came from."
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"Do you think I"ll lose my looks as I get older?"
"Yes if you're lucky."
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A modern artist is one who throws paint on canvas, wipes it off with a cloth and sells the cloth.
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"Has there been any insanity in your family?"
"Yes, doctor. My husband thinks he's the boss."
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I was thinking of becoming a doctor.
I have the handwriting for it.
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"My wife doesn't know what she wants."
" You're lucky. My wife does."
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We have a quiet home life. I don't speak to her and she doesn't speak to me.
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"What do use for washing dishes?"
"Oh, I tried many things but found my husband best. "
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"Why don't you give your husband a divorce?"
"What, I have lived with him for ten years and now I should make him happy?"
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2007-07-05 17:01:41 · update #1
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"Young man, do you think you can handle a variety of work?"
"I ought to be able to. I've had 12 different jobs in four months."
2007-07-05 17:02:49 · update #2
WOW HAVE A STAR
2007-07-05 17:03:34 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
I liked all but the last 2. As for the best, in my opinion they are 1 and 4.
2016-04-01 10:46:04 · answer #2 · answered by Maria 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice jokes.
Try to post them up on orkut or hi5 or some other social community.
2007-07-06 05:21:39 · answer #3 · answered by Aditya 8302 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not up to your standard Shri. However, They tickle the senses so I give you a star!!!
2007-07-05 21:22:12 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice!
2007-07-05 18:08:53 · answer #5 · answered by jessika 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good........One liner Jokes
2007-07-05 21:26:40 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
good ones but have heard most !
anyways here is your star *
2007-07-05 17:17:21 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
awesome joke thingies
2007-07-05 18:43:24 · answer #8 · answered by Susy D 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HA HA HA(IN THE GOOD WAY!) a star for u!!!
2007-07-05 17:10:09 · answer #9 · answered by Maboroshi 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Interesting.... i want to greet u... so hava a star
2007-07-05 21:24:03 · answer #10 · answered by sprite 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ehhh... they're all too cheesy for me. i need something that'll REALLY make me start laughing. but i'll star because you worked so hard
2007-07-05 17:05:15 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋