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its 4.44am here and im off to bed but would like to leave you with this one before it gets removed lol.


two old ladies in a cafe sharing a pot of tea, one says to the other 'did you come on the bus'

the other one replies 'yes but i made it look like an asthma attack'

good night everyone, sleep well. x

2007-07-05 16:46:58 · 16 answers · asked by berni 3 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

oh patrick, you little teaser, you promise me a star but its not showing up ;(
never mind, as long as i put a smile on someones face thats all the stars i need, this site is amazing, i love it. i have to be up in 4 hours, anyone got any matchsticks to keep my eyes open tomorrow. xx

2007-07-05 16:55:30 · update #1

oh look they have all shown up now, thank you all for making my night starry lol. x

2007-07-05 16:56:30 · update #2

16 answers

I'm off to bed to...thanks for the last one...lol..i love going to sleep a good mood and that one put a smile on my face...lol...goodnight hope you sleep well

2007-07-05 19:29:52 · answer #1 · answered by Nita and Michael 7 · 0 0

OMG and so you might leave for bed young lady lol xx

2007-07-05 16:50:24 · answer #2 · answered by nendlin 6 · 1 0

ha ha!

that reminds me of another oldie-but-goodie:

two old women are sitting on a park bench. a guy in a raincoat approaches and flashes them.

one of them had a stroke. and the other one couldn't reach.

g'night

2007-07-05 16:53:26 · answer #3 · answered by hot.turkey 5 · 1 0

That was really funny - cheers

2007-07-05 21:10:32 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Funny joke.A star for u.

2016-05-19 03:54:58 · answer #5 · answered by salome 3 · 0 0

cool

2007-07-05 22:08:08 · answer #6 · answered by dream theatre 7 · 0 0

good one

2007-07-05 20:07:02 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

lol, thats messed up...

2007-07-05 16:51:13 · answer #8 · answered by Never fear, for I is here....... 5 · 1 0

lol very funny:)

2007-07-06 13:41:57 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

night. my opion?

2007-07-05 20:04:58 · answer #10 · answered by the_silverfoxx 7 · 0 0

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