Doughnuts!?

Question

Powdered, Chocolate, Glazed, Crumble or Plain? Does Jesus like Doughnuts? (i had to ask that so this question would actually belong in this section)

For those who are confused as to why I put my question in this section. I just think the people in R&S are the most interesting.

Answer 1

A powdered donut. The actual donut is God itself. Then the piece in the middle they cut out to make the hole in the middle is Jesus. And the powder is the Holy Spirit because it gets over everything.

So based on my deep theological analysis, Jesus doesn't like donuts, he only likes Timbits. Which is cool cause I like Timbits better too.

Answer 2

A chance at controversy! I can answer the question and still stay true to the category!!

Are donuts the round ones with the hole in the middle? or, are they the filled balls?

I remember, in my youth, that you could get donuts in a can! They came complete with a detachable middle, sort of like the dump in the middle of some coins. Battles would ensue with my siblings over these centres with the loser having to settle for just the donut.

I propose that one group be called the "defenders of the true image of the donut" and have terrible punishment for people seen eating the 'cursed phallacy of the true donut - those filled instruments of evil'.

Now the fun part is that the other party, in the name of free speech, get to instigate a scorched earth policy aimed at destroying all ring-shaped donuts, recipes or images thereof and any literature questioning the filled donut. We can do this in the name of ... well, anything that mentions freedom ... or we can just say "We need the oil these people are wasting!!"

Of course if we destry the occaisional Churros stand or other non-participative pastry retailer ... well, that's collaterol damage and they had their chance to move to our side but didn't take it.

Please remember that any dissenting voice in this matter will be taken by either or both sides as opposition and leave you open to unannounced and normally violent attacks.

Answer 3

Chocolate Covered Doughnuts!!! Who doesn't like doughnuts?

Answer 4

Easy before you get Too Excited!

I worked for Krispy Kreme two years ago. During Training Class.... the Instructor took a raised donut right after it came.... out of the fryer.... and before the Wall of Glaze.

HE Squeezed ...... TWO TEASPOONS..... OF FAT.... Out of that Donut!

All the time I worked for them.... I maybe ate Only 2 or 3 Dozen!

By the way..... what has THIS...... to do with R&S..... Q&A?

Thanks, RR

P.S. The Sour Cream Cake are my Favorite!

Answer 5

Why would you 'want' this question to belong in this section?

Besides, I think that Jesus the Christ would prefer something a little more organic; we must remember that He lived before there was such thing as preservatives or additives.

Perhaps something from this site ...
http://www.mightyo.com/

I personally like the '"Cucko for Cocunut" ones with an organic mocha coffee --- Yum

Oh great now I'm hunger thanks a lot!

Answer 6

i've got not had a doughnut in continuously! i like Krispy Kreme whilst the pink gentle is on...mmm...*drools* I used to artwork for united statesand a Krispy Kreme became on my course. every time i might bypass in, they had hand me a dozen and a milk. They enjoyed me!

Answer 7

Who cares if Jesus likes doughnuts. If he doesn't get here soon, there won't be any and I don't save doughnuts. Gimme chocolate.

Answer 8

I want a donut. I want a deep-fried cinnamon cake donut (no powdered sugar, please), server hot with a glass of milk. That's the kind they used to sell when I was kid. They were great.

Then that spawn of Satan, Krispy Kreme, came along and ruined the donut industry with yeast donuts bathed in a sugar solution. Yuck! It's a blasphemy, I tell you!

Answer 9

Fresh Krispy Kremes and a dime bag

Answer 10

glazed. i think Jesus would like doughnuts if he could have some.