I heard it from a friend of mine
2007-07-05 13:34:11 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Politics & Government ➔ Military
Your friend has lost his mind or has a bad mix of recreational drugs.
2007-07-05 13:38:01 · answer #1 · answered by Teacher 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That scenario has been secretly been going on ever since Elvis "died".
Elvis was the guest of honor at a U.S. nuclear facility, and he was bitten by a radioactive mosquito, which gave him super powers. Faking his own death was the only way he could take advantage of his new super abilities, which include super strength, incredibly sensitive hearing, and the ability to see light frequencies which are invisible to the human eye.
The new, improved Elvis is working with the lone surviving alien from the Roswell crash. Jesus had also visited the alien's home world, and therefore vows to stop Hitler's nefarious scheme.
2007-07-05 20:47:31 · answer #2 · answered by pachl@sbcglobal.net 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
The Legion of Doom sounds like a cartoon dreamed up by Al Gore.
The others are no longer breathing on this planet.
2007-07-05 20:44:57 · answer #3 · answered by John T 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Nah...jesus is already dead. They assasinated Cptain America. mission accomplished
2007-07-05 20:38:48 · answer #4 · answered by lumendelsol 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
umm news flash. they are both dead. well in a way jesus isnt really dead but he kinda is. im not sure how to explane that whole thing
2007-07-05 21:07:42 · answer #5 · answered by Dont get Infected 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
crack kills man
2007-07-05 21:27:54 · answer #6 · answered by ~Russ~ 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋