A blonde went to an appliance store sale and found a bargain. "I would like to buy this TV," she told the salesman.
"Sorry, we don't sell to blondes," he replied.
She hurried home and dyed her hair, then came back and again told the salesman, "I would like to buy this TV."
"Sorry, we don't sell to blondes," he replied.
"Darn, he recognized me," she thought.
She went for a complete disguise this time: a brown curly wig, big baggy clothes, and big sunglasses. Then she waited a few days before she approached the salesman again and said, "I would like to buy this TV."
"Sorry, we don't sell to blondes," he replied.
Frustrated, she exclaimed, "How do you know I'm a blonde?"
"Because that's a microwave," he replies.
NO offence to blondes
2007-07-05 12:35:58 · 21 answers · asked by Jimmy L 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Heard it many times but I will give you a star
2007-07-05 12:39:34 · answer #1 · answered by T-Mac281 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAHAHAHAHA! wow that woman doesnt sense like examining it! how lazy and u can unfastened your account for answering a query just to get 2 factors. checklist her lol....i presumed it exchange into humorous, is it a clever blonde?
2016-09-30 23:47:38 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one!!!!.Here is one: this blonde is driving down the expressway, when she sees another blonde, in the middle of a field rowing a boat.
When she saw this, she stopped, got out of her car, all upset. and yells out at the blonde on the boat.
You know she says, its blondes like you that give us a bad name!!!, and if I could swim, I'd come out there and kick your butt!!!!
2007-07-07 09:12:43 · answer #3 · answered by Dragon'sFire 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i used to be a blonde and i am not easily offended and found this joke to be awesome! here is a star, wish I could give you more!
2007-07-05 13:46:54 · answer #4 · answered by Madonna S 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i've heard this so many times its not funny anymore. so im sorry but no star from me
2007-07-05 12:41:07 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
HA HA HA(IN THE GOOD WAY) funny u earned a star!
2007-07-05 12:41:32 · answer #6 · answered by Maboroshi 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
heard it before but it's still a good one.
2007-07-05 12:49:58 · answer #7 · answered by Squirt 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
this is a really old joke
but its still kind of funny
2007-07-05 12:40:38 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL. Old, but still funny. Again, LOL.
2007-07-05 12:41:21 · answer #9 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
heeeheheheheheheheehe!!!! Oh my goodnes,, Blond jokes almost NEVER make me laugh but i was on the floor laughing...!! GOOOD ONE!
2007-07-05 12:38:49 · answer #10 · answered by ValleyFlower 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋