An old man marries a young woman and they are deeply in love.
However, no matter what the husband does sexually, the woman never achieves orgasm so they decide to ask a s*x therapist for advice.
The therapist listens to their story and makes the following suggestion; "Hire a strapping young man and while the two of you are making love have the young man wave a towel over you, as though he is fanning you both.
Make sure he is totally naked and she can see his manhood as he fans you both with the towel.
That will help your wife fanaticise, and should bring on a full-blown orgasm."
They go home and follow the therapist's advice.
They hire a handsome young man and he strips off and enthusiastically waves a towel over them both as they make love.
But it doesn't help and still the wife is unsatisfied and frustrated.
Perplexed, they go back to the therapist. "Okay", he says, "let's try it reversed.
2007-07-05 11:58:07 · 28 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Have the young man make love to your wife and you wave the towel
over them." Once again, they follow the advice.
The young man gets into bed
with the wife and the husband waves the towel.
The hired hand really works
with great enthusiasm and the wife soon has an enormous, room-shaking,
screaming, creaming orgasm.
Smiling, the husband drops the towel, taps the
young man on the shoulder and says to him, triumphantly:
"THAT'S how you
wave a f**king towel, sonny!!"
;-)
2007-07-05 11:58:54 · update #1
Silly old sod ! Have a star.
2007-07-05 12:05:36 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
LMAO! The ending was funny! A star 4 you!
2007-07-05 12:02:59 · answer #2 · answered by Lissa305 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I still haven't got my towel back
2007-07-05 12:03:49 · answer #3 · answered by mindtelepathy 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
ha ha that was GREAT lol I give u 9 out of 10
2007-07-05 12:02:03 · answer #4 · answered by Ally B 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
well done that was funny!
watch out for the one that I put on.
have a star or two
2007-07-05 12:03:52 · answer #5 · answered by honey 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahaha that was really funny. 10 out of 10.=]
2007-07-05 12:05:31 · answer #6 · answered by Juicyxo 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOl, that was pretty good! No Star for You...I have a problem w/ authority!
2007-07-05 12:01:47 · answer #7 · answered by theWord 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Thats so coooooooooool
2007-07-05 12:01:30 · answer #8 · answered by Casanova 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
that joke was just posted before its down the bottom did ye get it off them ?..x
2007-07-05 12:28:47 · answer #9 · answered by angel with wings 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Nice. There's your star.
2007-07-05 12:00:39 · answer #10 · answered by victoria 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋