An old retired sailor puts on his old uniform and goes down to the docks once more for all times sakes.
He hires a prostitute and takes her up to his room. He's going at it as best as he can for a bloke of his age.
He asks,"How am I doing?"
The prostitiute replies, "Well sailor, you're doing three knots."
Three Knots?" he replies,"what's that supposed to mean?"
She says, "You're knot hard, you're knot in and you're knot getting you're money back!"
2007-07-05 10:07:07 · 15 answers · asked by MYKLIA G 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LMSIAOSFHISMS I'm knot believing that Thanks for another great laugh
2007-07-07 07:01:50 · answer #1 · answered by Jim Jnr M 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha Knot bad.
2007-07-05 10:10:05 · answer #2 · answered by Limestoner62 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
maybe i can get a job like that with old retired sailors who are drunk too
hahahahahahahahahaha
2007-07-07 14:14:47 · answer #3 · answered by theresa t 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
KNOT bad lol
2007-07-05 10:14:41 · answer #4 · answered by Peter 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Funny Funny Funny! He He!
2007-07-05 11:57:24 · answer #5 · answered by Greybeard 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha ,but I heard that a couple of weeks ago,but it`s still good.have a star.
2007-07-05 10:10:01 · answer #6 · answered by McCanns are guilty 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Ha ha ha ha have a star!
2007-07-05 10:10:11 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one !! I'm knot going to forget it!! I'll be telling my friends this one!! Thanks!!
2007-07-07 08:34:36 · answer #8 · answered by Polar Molar 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one!
2007-07-05 10:10:04 · answer #9 · answered by the Boss 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"knot" funny!
2007-07-05 10:22:33 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋