2007-07-05 10:06:56 · 16 answers · asked by Giggly Giraffe 7 in Society & Culture ➔ Etiquette
Old Deacon Jones showed up to work on Monday morning with two black eyes. One of his co-workers asked him how he had gotten them.
"Well", said Deacon Jones. "We all stoood up to sing at church yesterday morning, and I notice that Mrs. Robert's dress was caught between her cheeks. Being a good citizen, I reached up and pulled it out for her. She whirled around and punched me smack dab in the eye." The co-worker said, "Oh my, but how did you get the second black eye?" Deacon Jones replied, "Well, when I saw how much it upset her for me to pull that dress out of there, being considerate, I just reached over and put it back in for her".
2007-07-05 10:32:26 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 6⤊ 1⤋
" Excuse me, but you may want to go to the washroom and check the back side of your dress."
Most people see being told that something is awry as being courteous. I know that I would appreciate it as opposed to walking around and have people stare at me, wonder why and then figuring it out later.
2007-07-05 17:29:50 · answer #2 · answered by CATALYITIC BEING 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
There is no 'how'.. No one should say anything. Stop the insanity ! You people act like there should be a universal appearance for everyone ! Can't anyone/everyone keep their mouth shut ?? She'll figure it out soon enough. In the mean time, enjoy her 'different' appearance. Gawd, pick, pick..
2007-07-06 05:26:52 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
just tell her her dress is clinging or something and gesture for her to adjust it. but if she doesn't feel her dress up her butt, there's something wrong with her...
2007-07-05 17:12:01 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Wanna check your dress in the rear? ~
2007-07-05 17:14:56 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Tactfully! Speak quietly so as not to alert others to her predicament, thus embarrassing her even more than when you speak to her.
2007-07-05 21:00:11 · answer #6 · answered by Jeanne B 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Just be gently honest, wouldn't you want the same?
Peace
2007-07-05 17:13:01 · answer #7 · answered by Linda B 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wedge alert!
2007-07-05 17:38:46 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
"Excuse me, but you need to straighten the back of your dress."
2007-07-05 17:17:31 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Say, "I like the design in your dress, it really flatters your backwards camel toe."
2007-07-05 17:15:41 · answer #10 · answered by Notorious LJo 4 · 0⤊ 2⤋