what do i do about my co worker using #2 in the employee restroom!!!?

Question

i have worked here almost three years. We never had this problem until a few new employees started working here.
it stinks!

Answer 1

is there anything you can do??? someone has to go, let them go. bring in lysol for heaven's sake.

Answer 2

HOW TO POOP AT WORK

We've all been there but don't like to admit it. As much as we try to
convince ourselves otherwise, the WORKPOOP is inevitable. For those
who hate pooping at work, following is the Survival Guide for having a
dump at work.

CROP DUSTING : When farting, you walk briskly around the office so the
smell is not in your area and everyone else gets a whiff but doesn't
know where it came from. Be careful when you do this. Do not stop
until the full fart has been expelled. Walk an extra 30 feet to make sure
the smell has left your pants.

FLY BY : This is the act of scouting out a bathroom before pooping.
Walk in and check for other poopers. If there are others in the
bathroom, leave and come back again. Be careful not to become a
FREQUENT FLYER. People may become suspicious if they catch you

constantly going into the bathroom.

ESCAPEE : This is a fart that slips out while taking a leak at the
urinal or forcing a poop in a stall. This is usually accompanied by a
sudden wave of embarrassment. If you release an escapee, do not
acknowledge it. Pretend it did not happen. If you are standing next to the

farter inthe urinal, pretend you did not hear it. No one likes an escapee.
It
is uncomfortable for all involved. Making a joke or laughing makes both
parties feel uneasy.

JAILBREAK : When forcing a poop, several farts slip out at a machine
gun pace. This is usually a side effect of diarrhea or a hangover. If
this should happen, do not panic. Remain in the stall until everyone
has left the bathroom to spare everyone the awkwardness of what just
occurred.

COURTESY FLUSH : The act of flushing the toilet the instant the poop
hits the water. This reduces the amount of airtime the poop has to
stink up the bathroom. This can help you avoid being caught doing the
WALK OF SHAME.

WALK OF SHAME : Walking from the stall, to the sink, to the door after
you have just stunk the bathroom. This can be a very uncomfortable
moment if someone walks in and busts you. As with farts, it is best to
pretend that the smell does not exist. This very uncomfortable walk
can be avoided with the use of the COURTESY FLUSH.

OUT OF THE CLOSET POOPER : This is a colleague who poops at work and
is damn proud of it. You will often see an Out Of The Closet Pooper enter
the bathroom with a newspaper or magazine under his or her arm. Always
look around the office for the Out Of The Closet Pooper before
entering the bathroom.

THE POOPING FRIENDS NETWORK (P.F.N) : A group of co-workers who

band together to ensure emergency pooping goes off without incident. This
group can help you to monitor the whereabouts of Out Of The Closet
Poopers, and identify SAFE HAVENS.

SAFE HAVENS : A Safe Haven is a seldom-used bathroom somewhere in

the building where you can least expect visitors. Try floors that are
predominantly of the opposite sex. This will reduce the odds of a
pooper of your sex entering the bathroom.

TURD BURGLAR : This is someone who does not realize that you are in
the stall and tries to force the door open. This is one of the most
shocking and vulnerable moments that can occur when taking a poop at
work If this occurs, remain in the stall until the Turd Burglar
leaves. This way you will avoid all uncomfortable eye contact.

CAMO-COUGH : A phony cough that alerts all new entrants into the
bathroom that you are in a stall is called a Camo-Cough. This can be
used to cover-up a WATERMELON, or to alert potential Turd Burglars.
The Camo-Cough is very effective when used in conjunction with an ASTAIRE.

ASTAIRE : An Astaire is a subtle toe-tap that is used to alert
potential Turd Burglars that you are occupying a stall. This will
remove all doubt that the stall is occupied. If you hear an Astaire,
leave the bathroom immediately so the pooper can poop in peace.

WATERMELON : A watermelon is a big poop that creates a loud splash
when hitting the toilet water. This is also an embarrassing incident. If
you feel a Watermelon coming on, create a diversion. See CAMO-COUGH.

HAVANA OMELET : A case of diarrhea that creates a series of loud
splashes in the toilet water. Often accompanied by an Escapee. Try
using a Camo-Cough with an Astaire.



SPEEDY GONZALAS POOPER : when you get in the nearest stall, no

matter who is next to you in an occupied stall, but you have the confidence

you can beat him out. You finish your business and get out the door before

any WALK OF SHAME is possible.

KEYCARD SWIPE BEEP BUST : your office area has a key card access

right next to the restroom of choice. When you swipe the key card it gives

a loud BEEP! Leaving the john after being next to an unknown crapper,

you swipe your card and get the BEEP, you're busted, the unknown now

knows it was you. To avoid this noticement, after leaving the john, go to

the watercooler and wait for the other guy to leave. He'll never know it was


you that dropped that WATERMELON.

UNCLE TODD : An Uncle Todd is a bathroom user who seems to linger
around forever. This person could spend extended lengths of time in
front of the mirror or sitting on the pot. An Uncle Todd makes it
difficult to relax while on the crapper, as you should always wait to
poop when the bathroom is empty. This benefits you as well as other
bathroom attendees.

Hope the Survival Guide helps, as the WORKPOOP is an inevitable part
of life.

Answer 3

There is not a damn thing you can do about it ... try Fabreeze, or Renuzit air deodorizer.

Sorry but that is what the employee restroom is used for, to go to the restroom.

Sorry to hear that your the longest empolyed and you have the God given right to complain about the smell in the restroom.

You should not have asked us...

Answer 4

Recommend that the janitorial service install an automatic freshener with an odor neutralizer. People can't help their stink so the room needs to have a stronger freshener.

Answer 5

If the kit is used for surveillance the area should be marked. whilst the kit is used for monitoring extreme site visitors components or different objective, the area would not ought to be marked. interior the latter concern, any evidence of foul play gathered against someone can no longer used against them.

Answer 6

So where do YOU do #2 anyway? And what do THEY post to their favorite online community after you've been in there for 15 minutes the day you went out for Mexican food during lunch break? Hmmm?

Answer 7

Have all of the beans and cabbage taken off the menu in the employee cafeteria. You'll see how much better things smell quick!!!!

Answer 8

Do the environmentally responsible thing and put an outhouse in the back lot with a chute going straight to a compost pile. And have them assigned to turn it every day.

Answer 9

Buy "Oust Room Spray" it works! I work at a trucking company 1 bathroom, the guys blow it up every day the spray really works!!!!!!

Answer 10

just buy some air freshener. Not much you can do about it really.
Or-
you can convince them to become vegans- because meat and dairy is what stinks up your poo

Answer 11

People have to poop. If it bothers you get a can of air freshening spray and put it in the bathroom.