Maybe I should wait to do it until July 7/07 and see if reality implodes.....
2007-07-05 09:32:02 · 34 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Yet more fine examples of the lack of humour in fundies ......
2007-07-05 09:40:21 · update #1
Maybe that's what really happened to Deke and Squirrel and Uncle Wayne. Heaven was short on stand-ups so they raptured up the star humorists from R&S.
Or maybe it is just a matter of points, which would explain why no one actually sees imacatholic2 in action.
2007-07-05 09:48:23 · answer #1 · answered by The angels have the phone box. 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Do it at 7:07 on 7/7
2007-07-05 09:35:27 · answer #2 · answered by Deb S 6 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Points? oh..I thought you said violations(that's no feat,on Yahoo,nowdays).. well,then congradulations....gotta give ya a big no on the rapture question,however.. no points required...it's by invitation only through faith.
Smile and laugh often...this thing about being above the dirt,don't last forever.
2007-07-05 09:44:14 · answer #3 · answered by bonsai bobby 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Do it at 7:07 this Saturday.
2007-07-05 09:35:28 · answer #4 · answered by S K 7 · 0⤊ 2⤋
yeah get to 7,777 points on 7-7-07 at 7:07 am or pm
2007-07-05 09:37:07 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
Are you really that sure we won't be raptured this coming Saturday 7/7/07?
I'm ready.
2007-07-05 09:43:36 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Yahoo rapture includes account deletion,
be wary as you pass the threshold.
I found I did not go to hell at 666 so you may be ok.
2007-07-05 09:39:15 · answer #7 · answered by G's Random Thoughts 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
If points is all you love, then that's what you'll receive.
Watch what you wish for, you might end up deep fried and served with tartar sauce.
8^P
Blessings to you always!
2007-07-05 09:50:45 · answer #8 · answered by Dr. G™ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No. No matter how many points you receive, you wont be raptured. That only happens when you are in a life of service to God, and to love Him enough to obey Him and live a holy, righeous pure life like Jesus lived. There is no other way, but contrats on the points .
2007-07-05 09:38:58 · answer #9 · answered by full gospel shirley 6 · 1⤊ 4⤋
Perhaps by chance I will be allowed stand in line right behind you on judgement day....
to see then if you still think youre such a funny comedian before God Almighty.
2007-07-05 09:48:33 · answer #10 · answered by John W 6 · 0⤊ 2⤋