Do you want to hear a joke about a mini firefighter?

Question

A fire fighter is working on the engine outside the station when he notices the little girl from next door in a little red wagon,
little ladders hung off the sides and a garden hose tightly coiled in the middle.
The girl is wearing a fire fighter's helmet. The wagon is being pulled by her dog and her cat.

The fire fighter walks over to take a closer look. "That sure is a nice fire truck," the fire fighter says with admiration.
"Thanks," the girl says.
The fire fighter looks a little closer and notices the girl has tied the wagon to her dog's collar and to the cat's t*sticles.

"Little Partner," the fire fighter says, "I don't want to tell you how to run your rig, but if you were to tie that rope around the cat's collar, I think you could go faster."

The little girl replies thoughtfully, "You're probably right, but then I wouldn't have a siren."

Answer 1

ew poor cat

Answer 2

Excellent, LOL

10/10

Answer 3

Cute

Answer 4

Where on earth did you get that one from?

That was sooooo wicked!

10/10 + a star is on it's way.

Answer 5

This jogs my memory of the 'Bunga-Bunga' humorous tale. 3 white men are contained in the interior maximum darkest reaches of Africa for for some damn reason, and that they someway run afoul of a few tribe. they're further in front of the administrative and he broadcasts that on account that he replaced into referred to with the aid of missionaries, he's conscious the will for compassion, yet he HAS to do some thing grave through sensitivity of the tribe in the direction of the taboo they're broken. SO, they have a decision of a few foul way of pennance or 'Bunga-Bunga' , what ever it is. The travelers are awe-struck, so the administrative announces his very own punishments, each accorded with the aid of the point of the traveller's worry. the 1st one is screaming and crying and wetting his pants and filling his underclothes with poo. the administrative says " try against Lions - or Bunga-Bunga! They show the traveller a pit full of lions and he proceeds to fill his pants lower back. He figures Bunga-Bunga won't be in a position to be everywhere close to as undesirable as a lion. He gulps, swallows, and meekly says, "i will take Bunga-Bunga." The natives whoop and cheer, take him over to the side, drop his pants and rape him to death. the 2d traveller says "Screw that" and instruments it in his recommendations that something may be greater suitable than THAT, so the administrative says, "caught in Elephant stampede, or Bunga-Bunga? The traveller tries to be a actual guy approximately it, yet won't be in a position to get his decision out through biting his lip. the administrative says "Ah, a volunteer for Bunga-Bunga - a actual guy! The crownd of natives cheer and set upon the damaging traveller. The third traveller IS a actual guy, has confronted unknown horrors contained in the interior maximum, darkest factors of the Congo, has confronted guy-eating animals, rescued Damsels in misery, confronted Mercenaries and fought his way from the Irovy Coast to the v ery Mouth of the Nile. not something daunts this guy, and his physique of recommendations says with a view to the administrative. the administrative says "What we do with you, hmmm?" The traveller mockinly loooks on the administrative and says in a derisive tone, "Do with me what you will. you do not scare me!" the administrative says "very properly - death with the aid of Bunga-Bunga!" ok, try this...Why do Navahos and Scotsmen placed on Sweatpants and Kilts and do sheep on cliffs? through fact sheep can hear zippers and while they look over cliff edges they push backwards.

Answer 6

That one got me bursting out... which isn't necessarily a good thing when you're eating supper.

Answer 7

Oooh I love that... Me being not a cat person and all :p

Answer 8

Oh yes, that's a good one. Have a star.

Answer 9

Excellent! I love it! Here is a star.

Answer 10

Ha Ha...very funny...lol