I need JOKES!!!!?

Question

heyyy guys!! Im going to a sleepover soon and im looking for really funny understandible clean jokes!!! any!! plzzzzzzzzzz thanksss

Answer 1

Sunday sermon..."Dear Lord," the minister began, with arms extended toward heaven and a rapturous look on his upturned face. "Without you, we are but dust.." He would have continued but at that moment my daughter who was listening leaned over to me and asked quite clearly in her shrill little four year old girl voice, "Daddy, what is butt dust?"

Answer 2

A friend was lecturing in Latin America. He was going to
use a translator, but to identify with his audience, he
wanted to begin his talk by saying in Spanish, "Good
evening, ladies and gentlemen." He arrived at the
auditorium a little early and realized he did not know
the Spanish words for ladies and gentlemen. Being rather
resourceful, he went to the part of the building where
the restrooms were, looked at the signs on the two doors,
and memorized those two words.

When the audience arrived and he was introduced, he stood
up and said in Spanish, "Good evening, ladies and
gentlemen."

The audience was shocked. He didn't know whether he had
offended them or perhaps they hadn't heard him or under-
stood him. So he decided to repeat it. Again in Spanish
he said, "Good evening, ladies and gentlemen."

One person in the audience began to snicker. Pretty soon
the entire audience was laughing. Finally, someone told
him that he had said, "Good evening, bathrooms and broom
closets!"

Answer 3

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